RON PAUL MUST HELP BLACK VAMPIRE TAX HERO! The Feds threw the book at American cinema/tax hero Wesley Snipes! Three Years for just evading income taxes and escaping to Africa. FREE WESLEY SNIPES! [New York Times]

Movie hero Wesley Snipes is beloved by Americans for killing vampires and helping Arnold Schwarzenegger and Bruce Willis colonize space planets for the American Dream, but now the Evil American Government is trying to destroy him for protecting your tax rights! The celebrity star is in Florida today so a federal court can sentence him for tax evasion. The feds want to put him in jail for three years! But Denzel Washington and Woody Harrelson have arrived in Florida and they are going to bust him out of the joint, hooray! UPDATE: Nooooooo! Three Years! [CNN/Ocala.com]

*THIS SOMEHOW GOT A DRUDGE SIREN, WE HAVE TO WRITE ABOUT IT:* There’s an update to Josh Fruhlinger’s post on Wesley Snipes and his interesting tax philosophy: the vampire actor was found guilty of three misdemeanors by a U.S. court for failing to file tax returns for three years. He could face up to three years in prison. Again: Wesley Snipes, potential Democratic candidate for president in 2012, could face up to three years in prison. [Reuters]

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