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South Carolina Lt. Governor Denies Being Insanely Gay

Tuesday, June 30th, 2009

No pants!Like most people, South Carolina Lieutenant Governor AndrĂ© Bauer is potentially gay. The evidence is overwhelming, about him being gay. Most obviously, nice accent aigu there, gay guy! And he’s not even married. He’s so hot and powerful and yet not married to a woman! What is up with that. So when Mark Sanford resigns for having sex with a lady, will South Carolina have its first gay governor, AndrĂ©? No, according to the Frenchman himself. None of this. MORE »