Tag: welfare queens

If there's one thing that makes Republicans say "Oh my stars!" and "Well I never!" it is racism. STOP LAUGHING, we are not done...

If you are a Republican lawmaker in these US-es of America, you are absolutely certain that somewhere, a bunch of people are lazying around on their...

You know that thing about how Kansas Gov. Sam Brownback is the worst governor in the entire galaxy, and how he bankrupted Kansas with...

Try to contain all your surprise, but Jeb Bush has been A Idiot for a LONG TIME. We know about his recent string of...

We were so excited to hear that the virulently anti-Obamacare Sheriff Richard Mack, whose ass Wonkette readers helped bail out since he has a...

Hey 47%ers! Feeling frustrated with your shitty, under-paying, going nowhere faster than a tax bill in Congress career? (Haha, what's a "career"?) Just in...

A weak, vacillating politician -- one not fit to be a leader -- would express a politically unpalatable position in a private setting, but...

Crossover Day! Crossover Day! A day when every possible batshit mean curbjob-the-welfare-Cadillac-Queens bill simply MUST get passed in order to avoid NOobAma's death panels....

Alaskan Senate hopeful and semi-bearded teabagger Joe Miller literally ran away from a question about his disabled-veteran status during last night's "Meet and Greet"...

PRESIDENT OBAMA WON'T BE BUYING CARS FOR YOU WELFARE QUEENS ANYMORE: The "Cash for Clunkers" program is going to expire any day now, so...

Hot damn it's a good thing the United States refused to allow "these Uighur characters" to resettle in Northern Virginia because, aside from all...

Like so many young Washington residents in this brutal economy, Wonkette operative "Nicorette St. Monstre" (if that is her real name) has some unemployed...

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