Tag: weirdos

Nice College Students Defend Sanctity Of Giraffe-Tiger Marriage

Hey, don't forget: we're not just electing a president today! We're also electing a bunch of senators, many of whom have strong opinions about ladies who get raped, and some losers in the House too, ugh, who has...

A Look Back At The Long Political Career of Ben Quayle

Dan Quayle's weird kid, Congressman Ben, has had a long, fruitful tour through the halls of American power. He made his name writing pornography about all the bitchez he slammed in Scottsdale, for a blog. He made a comical...

Creepy Nerd Ross Douthat Gets All Horny Over Idea of Monogamy

For some reason, the New York Times employs a weird boy-child who is utterly obsessed with the sex he never gets to have -- and this guilt-plagued onanist writes his embarrassing tripe on the op-ed page, where adults are...

Ben Quayle Announces Debut of ‘Trail of Tears 2.0’

We guess this is some sort of new Ben Quayle ad? Look, America, everyone knows that numbers are boring. But Ben Quayle has some numbers for you. So get out your calculators and figure out how much national debt...

LaRouchite Weirdos Protesting Queen Elizabeth Again, In DC

Wonkette operative Dan T. was just walking to work at the Capitol (where he is the Queen's Witchfinder General) when, from a very great and apparently safe distance, he took this picture with his "smart phone." It shows some...

Guy On Internet Will Destroy the Census With FOIA Bombs

"Savvy Young Political Journalist" Stephen Robert Morse, who runs the news organization MyTwoCensus.com with Ben Franklin, is only trying to expose all of the crimes being committed by America’s people-counter gulag, the Census Bureau. Doing this important work requires...

Banal Corporate Excellence Cult Looking For Recruits

Future and/or current Washingtonians! Are you looking for a shared housing situation in a walkable neighborhood near downtown and the Metro, but aren't sure if you'll be able to handle keep a detailed log of all your pooping?...

Ross Douthat Blames Child-Raping Catholic Priests On … Hippies!

Fresh from his groundbreaking theory about the lazy Jews ("Why didn't Jews show any understanding of evil by making hobbit books during the Holocaust?"), New York Times creepy blogger Ross Douthat has stumbled upon yet another unique thought, this...

Did You Know *Other* Republican Governors Are Creepy Weirdos, Like Mark Sanford?

Anybody who says the Associated Press is not the most important wire service with "AP" as its initials just plain hates good journalism. Following up on yesterday's scorcher about how there were five (5) other governors who did something...

Did You Know Other Governors, In History, Have Also Done Weird Things?

An important new Associated Press topical article notes that exactly five other governors in American history have done something weird, while in office. So nature-boy mountain lamer Mark Sanford is not alone! Come out of the closet, Mark, and...