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Tag: Weinergate

Anthony Weiner Scandal Caused By His Secret Conversion To Islam

Was anyone else wondering during this Anthony Weiner scandal whether this whole thing was because Jewish Anthony Weiner is secretly a Muslim? Right-wing "Islam expert" Robert Spencer thinks so, because here is what he knows: Weiner is sneaky, exactly...

Beloved Weiner-Twitterer Anthony Weiner Resigns From Congress

Anthony Weiner is crazy for girls and crazy for Twitter, two things that do not go well together, especially when you're a married congressman who can't stop taking pictures of your dick and sending them to the entire Internet....

Moonie Times: Weiner Maybe Showed His Weiner Because He’s Secretly Muslim

How is crazyland? Still crazy! Here's what the Washington Times posted about a well-known Jewish man from New York: Given the defense articulated by the Imam, which would be offered only for a Muslim man, we must believe this opportunity...

Congress Afraid of Twitter Ever Since Weiner Scandal

Have you heard about the website that combines the two worst things, Congress and Twitter? It is called "TweetCongress.org," which is dumb, and this website found that congressional use of Twitter has declined 28% in the terrible week since...

Shocker: Another Weiner Politician In Trouble For Sexy Behavior

Move over, Anthony Weiner scandal, there is a new Weiner sex scandal in town. It's not like God was ever going to let us go another six hours without another Weiner joke. So here we go again: in New...

Mystery Wingnut Twitter Batmans Warned Ladies About Weiner

Here is a nice, positive "unemployed wingnuts with internet access" story for once. The NYTimes reported that a mysterious team of conservative Twitter Batmans used an extensive amount of free time to closely monitor Anthony Weiner's Twitter follows (we...

Discount Airline Emails Giant Double Entendre To Unsuspecting Customers

American Capitalism is still kind of fun, once in a while! Spirit Airlines emailed customers this offer with the subject line, "Want To See Our Weiner?" and miraculously this did not end up in everyone's spam folder. The Weiner-themed...

Here Is Your Taiwanese Animation Anthony Weiner Video

Watch cartoon Anthony Weiner skip around naked with a hot dog over his thing. You're welcome.

Party of David Vitter & Larry Craig & Newt Gingrich Tells Anthony Weiner To Resign

Well, we didn't see this coming at all: The chairman of the Republican National Committee on Tuesday called for Rep. Anthony Weiner to resign from Congress, saying no investigation was necessary "to know he lied and acted inappropriately." Following Weiner's dramatic...

Anthony Weiner Twit-Pic-Dick Scandal Ends In Tears, Dick Jokes

BREAKING!!!!!!!!!!!!! Anthony Weiner's was the weiner in "the weiner picture." THANK YOU, ANTHONY WEINER, you have now guaranteed that greasy pustule Andrew Breitbart will never go away, ever. Weiner went on the teevee and tearfully admitted to a roomful of...

We Are So Sorry About Posting This NMA Weiner Cartoon

But what are we going to do, just let this pass us by? If we do not follow the cheesy political self-pic Twitter scandal of the day, which this Anthony Weiner guy does not seem to be calming down...

Andrew Breitbart Wants You To See His Weiner Picture

While we innocently pre-pre-gamed for Memorial Day barbecues, furious conspiracy nut Andrew Breitbart was saving the world, AGAIN. "Someone" broke into Rep. Anthony Weiner's Twitter account and posted a picture of a wiener (get it??) and then Breitbart's AARP...