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David Souter’s BFF claims the Supreme Court Justice didn’t weep uncontrollably after the United States curled up and died in 2000, but Souter still loathes Washington D.C. and probably the Supreme Court, too. [Union Leader]

We ignored this picture of Crying Dubya because it seemed awfully convenient that he’s suddenly weeping for dead U.S. troops just when we suddenly “need” another 21,000 Americans dumped into his Babylonian Meat-Grinder. But it takes on a whole new meaning when the Drudge Report is making fun of it. Jesus, talk about losing your base. MORE »

America’s weepy great-uncle, George H.W. Bush, had another public meltdown on Monday as he spoke at some “leadership council” deal in Florida. The former president began weeping and moaning while trying to talk about his son. But they were not tears of shame, as Poppy was speaking of Jeb “The Popular One” Bush.

Asked why his wife Barbara never cries and in fact laughs at the plight of disaster victims, Bush 41 said, “I’m the emotional one …. I don’t enjoy breaking up, but when you talk about somebody you love, when you get older, you do it more.”

UPDATE: We’ve found the actual AP photo of the Crying 41, and it’s after the jump.

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