“I got the recipe from Patrick Kennedy!” “That’s really funny, Scott. Tony’s not around, is he?” [AP] MORE »

* CIA Director Porter Goss called it quits this week, and didn’t make up a reason for leaving. Not even the standard “time with my family” excuse, which of course makes us think it had something to do with the hookers or the gambling and payola. Anyway, he’s back on the gulf shore already, and everyone is waiting to hear who the next shady character to take over the job is going to be. MORE »

It begins in about 5 minutes. Pour out a 40 for him. Maybe this’ll be the one where he reveals that it was all a horrible, Ambien-induced hallucination. MORE »