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McClellan Tries Too Late to Buy the Press’ Love

Thursday, May 11th, 2006

mcclellanbrownies.jpg“I got the recipe from Patrick Kennedy!” “That’s really funny, Scott. Tony’s not around, is he?” [AP] MORE »


Wonkette’s Week in Review: All The News That Fits

Saturday, May 6th, 2006

* CIA Director Porter Goss called it quits this week, and didn’t make up a reason for leaving. Not even the standard “time with my family” excuse, which of course makes us think it had something to do with the hookers or the gambling and payola. Anyway, he’s back on the gulf shore already, and everyone is waiting to hear who the next shady character to take over the job is going to be. MORE »


Scott McClellan’s Very Last Press Briefing

Friday, May 5th, 2006

It begins in about 5 minutes. Pour out a 40 for him. Maybe this’ll be the one where he reveals that it was all a horrible, Ambien-induced hallucination. MORE »