Tag: weddings

Probably what this dude's cakes look like.

Trump Justice Department Will Protect Oppressed Cake Bigots From Vicious Cake-Loving Homosexuals

You can't tell ARTISTS what kind of ART they're supposed to make. Gah, you gays.
We dunno.

Bigots Joining Together To Preemptively Discriminate Against Yucky Homosexuals

This time, it's an evangelical lady in Colorado who doesn't want to build websites for gross queer weddings.
It's in the Bible.

Kentucky Senate Protects Christian Cake Bakers From Dirty Cake-Obsessed Homosexuals

Oh glory hallelujah, another state has stepped up to mitigate the destruction being visited upon Jesus-loving bakers, candlestick makers, butchers and fortune-telling prostitutes by the dirty homosexual demons who persecute them so, by offering to give them money for...
He left, too bad.

Oregon Bigot Bakers Cave To Big Gay, Probably Getting Eated By Lions Right Now

You know that thing when you're being persecuted by the homosexuals, and you've been fighting and fighting (and getting awards from the Family Research Council in the process!), but at last you are too tired to fight, so you...
Everybody wants a turn on Jesus's cross these days.

Simple New York Farmers Latest Casualties In Gay War On Freedom

Somebody's gonna have to fire up the old GoFundMe! Or wait, scratch that, because GoFundMe doesn't like bigots who break the law no more, SADFACE. But these nice Christian people, Robert and Cynthia Gifford, need something, because two lesbians...

Christian Bride Passes Traditional Daddy Vag Inspection Before Wedding

  Weddings are the toughest, amirite, ladies? But they are the most magical day in a girl's life, if you can just make everything Just So in preparation for your big day. STEP ONE: Find a man whose walk with...
Homos

Indiana Pizza Bigots Accidentally Cater Gay Wedding, Will Go Straight To Hell

You remember those assholes, Kevin O'Connor and daughter Crystal, who own Memories Pizza in Walkerton, Indiana? Let us quickly refresh you. They said, "No way, none of our pizza will ever be used to consummate a homosexual butt wedding,"...
Guess she'll just have to go get a wingnut book deal or something.

Satan Probably Won’t Let Kim Davis Raise Bigot Bucks On GoFundMe :(

A lot of people have been saying, OOH THAT KIM DAVIS, that asshole, that adulteress, that bleeding pus-filled skin tag on the lady-jumper-concealed inner thigh of humanity! That's not what this post is about, people have just been saying...
That's the one. That's the couple that's gonna make you cry like a little BITCH.

Hillary Clinton’s Gay Marriage Video Will Give Your Cold Shriveled Heart ALL The Feels

Oh Wonkers, you are such damaged souls, and you are not even allowed to comment about it. But buck up, buckaroos, there is a new day on the horizon! WE ARE A MARRIAGE EQUALITY NATION, and your once and...
Look at this couple, just walking down the street in love like that's even normal.

Hillary Clinton Invited To Real Live Gay Wedding, Will There Be Pizza?

Hillary Clinton announced Sunday that yeah, sure, she guesses she'll go ahead and be president in 2016, not that it's that important to her or anything. As we reported, her announcement video is terrible and un-American, as it features...
Mission accomplished!

If Florida Counties Have To Marry The Gays, They Just Won’t Marry Anyone. Happy Now, The Gays?

So now that the Supreme Court has crammed marriage equality down Florida's throat, someĀ Florida counties are responding with a move that seems almost reflexive for Southern states that don't want to have the wrong people's "civil rights" forced upon...
Looks terrible. Such a sad day for them.

Tyrant Obama Makes War On Army Heroes’ Christmas Wedding

Talk about a double bogie! Over the weekend, two Army captains who were scheduled to get married at the 16th tee of the Kaneohe Klipper Golf Course in Hawaii had to move the wedding at the last minute because President...

Oregon Bigots Would Like Special License To Hate Gays Even If It Is Illegal To Do That Because Freedom

Exactly how big an asshole do you need to be to care who eats your five-tiered sponge-flavored diabetes-frosted wedding cake? This big: he Oregon Family Council has filed its own initiative that would allow for discrimination against same-sex couples even...

You Guys, We Are Starting To Worry About Fox & Friends’ Brian Kilmeade

First Tucker Carlson was all like "Hey join my Order of Christian White Knights" and Kilmeade was all like "nah mang, I'm cool" and now he is saying that the greatest scandal in the history of the LIEberal...

Mazel Tov And L’Chaim To That SC Governor Who Ran Off To Argentina And His New Mistress Betrothed!

Oh happy day! We awake to the joyous tidings that former governor Mark Sanford (R-Appalachian Trail) and his lady love, that chick he was flying off to South America to bang, have sealed their passions with an engagement! It's...

Dick Cheney’s Daughter Got Gay Married, To Another Lady!

Wedding bells in DC! See down here, in the World's Most Evil City, we let gay people get married and don't think nothin' about it. The proud couple today was Mary Cheney, daughter of a former banana republic warlord,...