Tag: weddings

Oh glory hallelujah, another state has stepped up to mitigate the destruction being visited upon Jesus-loving bakers, candlestick makers, butchers and fortune-telling prostitutes by...

You know that thing when you're being persecuted by the homosexuals, and you've been fighting and fighting (and getting awards from the Family Research...

Somebody's gonna have to fire up the old GoFundMe! Or wait, scratch that, because GoFundMe doesn't like bigots who break the law no more,...

Weddings are the toughest, amirite, ladies? But they are the most magical day in a girl's life, if you can just make everything Just...

You remember those assholes, Kevin O'Connor and daughter Crystal, who own Memories Pizza in Walkerton, Indiana? Let us quickly refresh you. They said, "No...

A lot of people have been saying, OOH THAT KIM DAVIS, that asshole, that adulteress, that bleeding pus-filled skin tag on the lady-jumper-concealed inner...

Oh Wonkers, you are such damaged souls, and you are not even allowed to comment about it. But buck up, buckaroos, there is a...

Hillary Clinton announced Sunday that yeah, sure, she guesses she'll go ahead and be president in 2016, not that it's that important to her...

So now that the Supreme Court has crammed marriage equality down Florida's throat, some Florida counties are responding with a move that seems almost reflexive...

Talk about a double bogie! Over the weekend, two Army captains who were scheduled to get married at the 16th tee of the Kaneohe Klipper...

Exactly how big an asshole do you need to be to care who eats your five-tiered sponge-flavored diabetes-frosted wedding cake? This big: he Oregon Family...

First Tucker Carlson was all like "Hey join my Order of Christian White Knights" and Kilmeade was all like "nah mang, I'm cool"...

Oh happy day! We awake to the joyous tidings that former governor Mark Sanford (R-Appalachian Trail) and his lady love, that chick he was...

Wedding bells in DC! See down here, in the World's Most Evil City, we let gay people get married and don't think nothin' about...

In Alaska, tragedy has struck: Sarah Palin's son Track (who is a person, not a Hot Wheels play set), married a young woman, officially...

Barack Obama will finally announce sometime today that Elizabeth Warren is America's new consumer-advocate czar. Warren will be appointed as a "special adviser" to...

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