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A group of Tennessee conservatives say they were easily bilked out of $19 million because some guy said, “Hey give me all your money and I will make a Tea Party TeeVee Network, all about your favorite subject: yourselves.” And then the guy allegedly took the money and ran, and now the Tennessee teabaggers are [...]
There’s a hawt new social media website on the Internet about the biggest trend ever, “smart” vagina-havers who are also, somehow, Republican politicians! But the concept proved to be fatally flawed almost immediately upon launch, when outsiders noticed its first featured “smart girl” was mouth-breathing imbecile Michele Bachmann. [Smart Girl Politics]
Have you been looking for a new “biz opp”? One that would enable you to get paid to “defend our freedom” and, oh, maybe “stop Liberal Tyranny!!”? Well look no further, because now your dream has come true: An enterprise called The TeaPartyBizOpp is offering “the first ever patriotic home based business opportunity” to help [...]
A giant racist Tea Bagger shadow has been cast over Middle-Earth (continental United States). And every day this racism grows, because nobody is strong enough to stand up and say, “Stop being racist,” and also Americans are too fat to stand up. And so, races from all corners of the liberal blogosphere have answered the [...]
While Chicagoans (including this Wonkette writer!) await teevee miracle worker Glenn Beck’s arrival for the “Right Nation 2010: Scooters’ Revenge” festival later this month, a Thugtown web designer has created “Glenn Beck Warned Us About …” — a joke-meme that mixes and matches Beck’s favorite words to form brand-new things to cry about. Social media [...]
Rory Reid, the Nevada Democrat who is trying to succeed Jim Gibbons as Governor of Good Decisions, has launched his first campaign ad, and it somehow fails to mention his last name, which is strange, considering it is also the name of Nevada’s longtime senior senator, Harry Reid. Why in the world would Rory Reid [...]
Several friendly jackass readers have notified your Wonkette of the current status of the GOP’s new comedy website, America Speaking Out. Apparently so many brilliant American political/policy strategists are trying to type in cock jokes that the website — which Rep. Kevin McCarthy was only able to create after he “personally traveled to Washington state [...]
The Republicans were so proud of their shitty new website, “America Speaking Out.” They got the finest 1970s NASA computer technology to power the immediately broken & buggy webform — instead of letting the Free Market work by using Formspring or whatever — and then they were sad when a bunch of Wonkette readers filled [...]
The funniest scandal of the Great Depression 2008-201? was this SEC guy fapping furiously to a transvestite porn site at work while the Wall Street/America/Earth money scam was collapsing, in August 2008. In one three-week stretch, this unnamed Securities and Exchange Commission guy employed to police the nation’s financial system went to porno sites 1,880 [...]
Dan Quayle’s Son Liked To Post Sex Comments On Website
by Jack Stuef 12:24 pm August 11, 2010
Arizona Congressional candidate Ben Quayle had previously denied he was a contributor to a website called “Dirty Scottsdale” a few years back. But now he is admitting that he couldn’t even get a blogging job with this site, which he’s said was “satirical,” because he says he “just posted comments to try to drive some [...]