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That ol' charmer is at it again

Sheriff Joe Arpaio Fixin’ To Protect Arizona With Private Army. What Could Go Wrong?

Joe Arpaio, the Maricopa County sheriff who's mastered the art of turning the fears of conservative voters into popular if ineffective crime-stopping stunts, is gearing up for his 2016 re-election bid with a call for all 250,000 Arizona concealed...
The drugs are hidden SOMEWHERE, Tennessee Republicans just KNOWS it.

Even Maine’s A-Hole Governor Thinks New ‘Shame The Poors’ Project Is Gross And Bad

You can't say that Maine Gov. Paul LePage isn't inspiring to his fellow Republicans, at least for certain values of "inspiring." The governor's Fuck The Poor policies have rubbed off on Robert Macdonald, who's running for a third term...
Ted Cruz will do a faith-healing of America

Ted Cruz Will ‘Repeal’ Common Core ‘Law’ When He Is ‘President’

In his amazing Liberty University speech where he announced that he's running for President of Jesus, Ted Cruz promised to repeal every single word of an onerous federal law that oppresses America and is designed to promote socialism. Twice....
Hold on, hold on, still thinkin' ...

Oh No Ted Cruz Forgot Something

Getting a national political Republican campaign up and running is hard, guys. Just ask Sen. Rafael Edward Cruz, who's declaring his candidacy today. There are just tons of little details you need to anticipate, like filing all the paperwork...
Oh, those fabulous Bushes

Morning Maddow: Jeb Bush’s Website Violates Everybody’s Privacy, Oops (Video)

Rachel Maddow loves the Bush family almost as much as we do. Especially their talent for putting their foot in it, as President George H.W. Bush did when he seemed amazed by a supermarket scanner during his 1992 reelection...
Whoops! (yes, it's shopped. Kansas is not tropical. Yet.)

Connecticut Unable To Get An Election This Morning

Update: new development; see end of post. Elections never run flawlessly, and it's not unusual -- and no, not an indication of wholesale fraud -- to hear of voting machine glitches and snags. We're quite willing to accept that...
He's a fine one to talk -- he's quitting too

Stephen Colbert Lurves The Sarah Palin Channel Almost As Much As We Do

Stephen Colbert is just thrilled that Sarah Palin has started a new online TV channel where you can spend $9.95 a month to see her do "exactly what she's always done, only -- mmm-- nothing else." And sure, maybe...

Ted Cruz’s Insane Jihad On U.S. Government Totally Validated By This One Meme He Saw

Senior Canadiano El Senator Ted Cruz has gotten a little guff. From his colleagues, from the American people, from that mean old Andrea Mitchell. But he has stood firm! He has stood firm in fighting for ... well, nobody...

Texas Will End Teen Pregnancy By Spending $1.2 Million Telling Teens To Keep It In Their Pants

Texas, which has some of the highest teen pregnancy rates in the country, is ready to put a stop to all that: at a cost of only $1.2 million, it has unveiled a brand new website, www.ourtown4teens.org, that promotes...

Mitt Romney’s Transition Website Was Live An Entire Day After He Lost, Because He Is Terrible At Politics

O hai Romney transition website developer! Did you know that if you have a website you do not yet want people to see yet, you can hide it? Like, you could put up a splash page that says "coming...