• Kathleen Parker recalls a high school book report and undergoes a severe mental paroxysm during which she realizes that if it weren’t for narcissists like her, bloggers would have piloted the planet into the sun by now. MORE »

Lots of people talk about the weather, but President Bush, for one, is looking to do something about it.

Hoping to protect U.S. shores from being hammered by a tsunami, the White House directed federal agencies Friday to increase earthquake and volcano monitoring systems, deep ocean buoys and other high-tech means of alerting oceanside communities. MORE »

• Mediated liveblogging of CourtTV’s Plame-riffic panel at Michael’s today. [Fishgirl]
• Arianna believes Fitzgerald might be swayed from slapping Miller with criminal contempt because everyone likes her so much. Because Fitzgerald is so concerned with what everyone thinks. [HuffPo via E&P]
• Meanwhile, Lou Dobbs treats Floyd Abrams like the biggest deal since closed borders. [CNN]
• “World News Tonight” retires Jennings’s jersey. [TVNewser]
• Watch out, Drudge: Here comes “weathertainment.” [AJC via WH@CNN]