Oh, Matt. We’re sorry. All that buildup and then he couldn’t deliver? We’ve all been there, buddy. MORE »

* Condi and Josh, sitting in a tree — p-a-s-s-i-n-g, out.
[Princess Sparkle Pony] MORE »

• Judy Miller has enough to read, thank you. [Gawker]
• A “blog-induced emetic” covers NPR in complaints over Goldberg subbing for Schorr. [NPR]
• Bush to do live interview on GMA tomorrow. [TVNewser]
• “This just in: Hurricane Reporter Killed”: TVSpy posters debate what it will take to end weatherporn. If it should be ended: “when did you all you gets get so wimpy. i need to see death and dismemberment before i know how awful it is. and better a reporter than a real person.” [TVSpy]

No wonder Fox’s hurricane coverage won the news-channel ratings sweepstakes: They know what the people want, and the people want news correspondents subjected to life-threatening winds and debris. There’s actually a clip reel on the Fox News site that is nothing but wet whipped men. It’s like weatherporn bukkake, only with less dignity. MORE »

America — united by tragedy, costume changes:

Because who doesn’t love a whipped wet man: