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Posts Tagged ‘weapons of mass destruction’

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Bill O’Reilly Recalls Hot Men’s Room Encounter With Spike Lee

Tuesday, August 25th, 2009

Spike Lee is, according to Bill O’Reilly, a tiny tiny little man who set up O’Reilly with the porniest line ever — “You find any weapons of mass destruction in here?” — and instead of whipping out his massive loofah and saying “Yeah … IN MY PANTS,” O’Reilly just laughed. Lame. [YouTube]


HILLARY CLINTON

Daily Briefing: What Nice Hands You Have

Wednesday, April 12th, 2006

* In May 2003, Bush publicly hailed evidence of Iraq’s WMD programs even though intelligence officials “possessed powerful evidence that it was not true.” [WP]
* House Republicans worry harsh immigration legislation will backfire. Rep. Raul Grijalva (D-Ariz.): “There was political calculation that they could make this the wedge issue of 2006 and 2008, but it’s not playing out that way. This has galvanized and energized the Latino community like no other issue I have seen in two decades, and that’s going to have electoral consequences.” [WP]
* Administration may hope to scare Iran with talk of military action. Professor: “I don’t get a sense that people in the administration are champing at the bit to launch another war in the Persian Gulf.” [NYT]
* Lawmakers complain National Intelligence Office is ineffective. [USAT]
* Sen. Kennedy splits from fellow Democrats on immigration; seeks bipartisan compromise. [NYT]
* Bush, promoting Medicare drug program, tells retired dairy farmer, “You got big hands.” [NYT]
* Democrat Francine Busby expected to win Rep. Randy Cunningham’s California House seat. [WP]
* Sen. Clinton develops mutually beneficial relationship with one of her largest corporate contributors. [NYT]