A Wonkette airport ATM-monitoring operative ran into profound Sen. David Vitter last night at Reagan National, and they even shared a flight! HE SHOULD BE READING THE BILL THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS. Not only did he withdraw cash from an ATM — he probably changed his mind in the heat of the moment and did want the extra kinky stuff, which ain’t cheap — but our operative claims he threw another of his trademark airport fits: “LOL…he is so seriously harassing a gate person.. the flight is 2 hours late….LOL…wait, no!!! he disappeared…damnit.” Exactly.

Fundamentalist GOP nut Cal Thomas truly understands Republican Senator David Vitter (R-Diaperman) and his need to fuck prostitutes and make Mrs. Vitter defend it on teevee. Cal Thomas is, of course, the same smug, stupid shitbag who was so upset about Bill Clinton “having flouted marital, civil and criminal laws.” FAIL. [Real Clear Politics]