Because of c-list movie star and Internet urban legend Chuck Norris, Mike Huckabee won the Iowa Republican Caucus and still has some vague shot at becoming President of the United States of America. Since Chuck is Mike Huckabee’s closest adviser, should we be surprised that a Chuck Norris boycott blog finally launched today? YES! Who cares if he makes Huckabee likable among 37-year-old hobos in Cedar Rapids that own a VHS copy of Sidekicks — HE IS CHUCK NORRIS! MORE »