What Next For the Bush/Cheney Administration? Maybe Guillotines!
Friday, July 20th, 2007
They’re immune to all laws, they can throw you in the gulag for any reason at all, and they can lock up all your money and property if you’re “impeding” whatever crazed satanic bullshit they’re doing now or in the future. So what can Congress or the Military or you, the hapless citizen, actually do to stop them? We’ve consulted top historians and constitutional scholars — the ones that came up on the first page of the Google search, anyway — and they’ve got some fun advice for America. MORE »
Here’s something for you libtards who call the Bush Administration a dismal, murderous failure: They’ve totally solved that whole fired-U.S. Attorneys mess. So Congress doesn’t have to worry about it ever again, and especially doesn’t need to file contempt charges against everybody in the Administration. 
Say what you want about Nixon — he’s dead and can’t hurt us anymore, probably — but the guy could at least write a memo! Thanks to the federal government’s seizure of the Nixon Library, a whole bunch of new evidence is finally coming out of the vaults, so we can thrill to the literary stylings of Richard M. 
Federal officials took over the Richard M. Nixon Library today, ending the rogue institution’s 17-year reign of historical bullshit. In line with the other 11 presidential libraries that are authorized by the National Archives, the Nixon Library will now have to 
Here it is, Scooter Libby’s receipt from the courthouse — evidence that his lawyers cut a 
Fred Thompson was a simple down-home country lawyer back in the early 70s. Then, after he ran Senator Howard Baker’s successful ‘72 reelection campaign, Baker brought Thompson to Washington to serve as deputy counsel for the committee investigating Watergate. Fred proceeded to sabotage the committee’s investigation by leaking as much shit to Nixon’s lawyers as he could get away with. Then he bragged about it in his book! Thompson’s book, I Am Personally Responsible for Overthrowing Richard Nixon Even Though I Loved Him, hasn’t been read by anyone since he wrote it in 1975. The Boston Globe found a copy in the library and learned that Thompson admits to leaking the Senate’s discovery of Nixon’s White House audio taping system days before Thompson asked the famous question about them during a televised hearing. Thompson had no problem asking about the tapes, even though he loved Nixon, because a) it would put him on the TV, and b) he was positive the tapes would exonerate the drug-addled corrupt old bastard, because he’s a fucking imbecile.
It was 2:30 a.m. on a Saturday — June 17, 1972 — that five burglars were arrested at the Watergate offices of the DNC. Later that day, hippie Carl Bernstein was working on the story — but Republican naval intelligence spook and “rookie reporter” Bob Woodward was quickly assigned to “help.”
Here’s the entire AP story, in its entirety:
Imagine a White House full of scheming backstabbing power-mad global criminals — you know, but not right now. Earlier, like from 1969 to 1974. That’s when the hilarious duo of Henry Kissinger and his meathead drunken buddy Richard Nixon were president.
We’re on the Conservative News Yahoo mailing list, obviously, and we paid extra close attention to today’s e-mail:
Ha ha, you wish. But he is making a “statement,” and it just might be a farewell to Alberto … or a pledge to send another 100,000 school-age troops for a Children’s Crusade in the Middle East. Who really knows?