Tag: water fluoridation

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L. Ron Hubbard Controlling Texas Now From Beyond Earthly Grave

It's no surprise that Texas Gov. Greg Abbott is a big fan of religious freedom, especially the freedom to keep gays from getting married and the freedom to keep sluts from getting abortions. But it turns out that fundagelical...
Mandrake, do you recall what Clemenceau once said about water?

Cambridge, Mass, Votes To Protect Against Conspiracy To Sap And Impurify Precious Bodily Fluids

Hey there, blue staters and donkey humpers! Bet you feel pretty darn good about yourselves, what with yer commitment to peer-reviewed science and yer dismissal of crackpot conspiracy theories! Bet you laugh every time Yr Wonkette talks about people...

Panty Prosecutor Wins, Evolution-Dumper Loses: Your Lesser Candidate Wrap-Up!

It occurred to us that we have not followed up on some very important electoral news: Namely, the fate of several candidates who nobody had ever heard of until they briefly shone in the "weird news" column, and then...