“I think Tucker just wanted us to know that underneath the bow tie and stick-up-his-spine (ahem) Dancing With the Stars performance last year, he’s a 100 percent, red-blooded American man, with a capital ‘M’ for macho. I agree with you. If he felt that threatened he should’ve left the police to handle it. He says, by the way, that the guy was arrested — I’m assuming his assailant didn’t counter-charge Tucker and his ‘friend’ with assault. I’d like to challenge Tucker to produce a police report, though, and share exactly what Georgetown bathroom he was in … was it, like, Georgetown Park or Smith Point?” [Washington Post]