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surprise surprise

D.C. Gal Who Had Sex For Money Five Years Ago Now Maybe A Hooker At Eliot Spitzer's Latest Brothel?

Hey everybody, remember Jessica Cutler? No? Well, a long time ago there was this Senate staffer aide and she had sex — including sex in the butt! — with men who gave her money or other valuables in exchange for the sex. This was different from all other human relationships because she, Jessica Cutler, made a blog about this, five years ago, when blogs were kind of a new thing. So how is she obviously involved with the Eliot Spitzer hooker scandal? More »

2:15 PM on Fri Mar 28 2008
By Ken Layne
16,985 views, 59 comments

Latest by Poindextrous: The book sucks. Well, I'll clarify and say the writing doesn't suck as much as the person writing it. Lots of whining about how women in DC are so shameful for not being ultra-thin and fashionable, then lots of graphic more »

washingtonienne

John McCain Tangentially Linked To Wonkette Sex Scandal!

Hey, remember back in the day four million years ago when a gal named Ana Marie Cox edited this humble publication, and she followed, outed, and interviewed a Hill aide who went by the name "Washingtonienne" and who had lots of anal sex and other kinds of sex that she wrote about on her blog called Washingtonienne? Yes, those were more innocent days when something as simple as a young heterosexual woman having sex with a variety of males could set the world on fire. Let's take a trip down memory lane...a trip that ends on the Straight Talk Express! More »

9:34 AM on Thu Feb 28 2008
By saraksmith
11,270 views, 42 comments

Latest by LittlePig: someone who had a lot of sex, once, the end. More than once in the end! Heyyy-o! more »

jessica cutler

Pervert Sues Wonkette

Spanking fetishist and former Jessica Cutler-fucker Robert Steinbuch just likes suing people. He likes it so much that he’s filed two suits against Cutler and asked to add Wonkette Emerita Ana Marie Cox to both. He briefly wanted to add your current Wonkette editors too (for calling him a spanking fetishist), but was eventually dissuaded. Unfortunately, Original Wonkette hasn’t gotten off so lightly, as a court document from yesterday shows: More »

11:33 AM on Tue Oct 31 2006
By Pareene
1,076 views, 8 comments

mike dewine

Mike DeWine Embarrasses the Unembarrassable

The link, for the curious, goes to our story yesterday about Mike DeWine’s shittily photoshopped 9/11 ad. More »

10:40 AM on Fri Jul 21 2006
By Pareene
640 views, 1 comment

gossip

Gossip Roundup: Cuckoo For Zidovudine

  • Heard on the Hill: Doug Schoen, pollster for the Gore-Lieberman 2000 presidential campaign and for the abortive 2004 presidential campaign of Sen. Joe Lieberman, donated $2,100 to Lieberman’s primary challenger Ned Lamont. [Roll Call]
  • Reliable Sources: Tony Hawk left the Black Cat early last weekend after a friend was ejected for drinking without ID… George Allen’s wife Susan was kicked out of an Alexandria park for campaigning for her husband… Robert Steinbuch has filed another suit against Jessica Cutler, this one in Arkansas. He also filed papers seeking to add Ana Marie Cox as a defendant. [WP]
  • Under the Dome: In a letter accidentally sent to constituents, Jim Nussle failed to sound tough enough on immigration… Howard Dean snubbed two Arizona congressional candidates by announcing his desire to elect a woman in that district. [The Hill]
  • Page Six: Controversial AIDS writer Celia Farber receives a good review from an AIDS research organization. Page Six prints an unspeakably horrible headline. [NYP]

1:13 PM on Tue Jul 11 2006
By Pareene
114 views, 1 comment

Latest by 1974: So wait. An anti-AIDS activist is supported by a anti-AIDS research group? And that's gossip news? I guess if you're NY Post and then headline was just screaming at you to be set to print, it qualifies. more »

jessica cutler

Paging Jessica Cutler

Last month we updated you on the apparent difficulties that Jessica Cutler, a.k.a. Washingtonienne, has been encountering in paying her lawyers. Those difficulties persist. More »

4:14 PM on Mon Jun 26 2006
By dlat
3,754 views, 4 comments

jessica cutler

Jessica Cutler: Oops, She Did It Again

Slept with a bunch of people and blogged about it? Actually, no. She’s about to lose the legal services of the attorney representing her in Steinbuch v. Cutler — for the third time. More »

1:28 PM on Tue May 23 2006
By dlat
3,930 views, 2 comments

jessica cutler

Robert Steinbuch Is Searching for Jessica Cutler's True Spanker

washingtonienne.jpegNow, courtesy of the Legal Times, a quick update on a case that’s far more interesting than Enron: Steinbuch v. Cutler. More »

2:28 PM on Mon May 22 2006
By dlat
2,124 views, 4 comments

Guess That's One Way of Describing It Boy, we need to get out more often… Cutler has meaty meeting with Jets officials [ESPN]

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week in review

Wonkette's Week in Review: Chutes and Ladders Edition

  • It turns out that a court does resemble a circus, at least when Jessica Cutler is there, along with a former paramour as plaintiff and an alleged former paramour as defense counsel. Well, not anymore, as defense counsel had to “pull out.”
  • Well, at least Tim Russert is beaming, now that his son is getting beamed across the country on satellite radio. As for us, we’re just into the free Jim Beam.
  • Oh wait — that story was true.
  • Moving off the hill, up Pennsylvania Ave, and from abuser to abused, we wonder who will be Helen Thomas’s new rag doll.
  • It’s definitely not too much with the superlatives, is it? Okay thanks, we were a little self conscious for a minute.

12:28 AM on Sat Apr 15 2006
By dlat
161 views, Comment

jessica cutler

Are You Sick of Jessica Cutler Yet?

Well, so is Judge Paul L. Friedman, who is presiding over the invasion-of-privacy lawsuit brought against Jessica by Robert Steinbuch, one of her former lovers. This afternoon Judge Friedman issued a testy memorandum opinion and order (PDF), in which he bench-slapped the lawyers in the case for their ridiculous and embarrassing conduct in the case, as well as their repeated violations of court rules. More »

6:38 PM on Fri Apr 14 2006
By dlat
2,410 views, 3 comments

jessica cutler

For the Record: William Bode Too 'Busy' to Represent Washingtonienne

washingtonienne.jpegEarlier this month, we reported on the highly suspicious “notice of withdrawal” (hehe) filed by William Bode, former lawyer to Jessica Cutler, the Blogger Formerly Known as Washingtonienne. Now we bring you this update. More »

2:05 PM on Thu Apr 13 2006
By dlat
618 views, 7 comments

week in review

Wonkette's Week in Review

  • The big news of the week: according to a new court filing in the Scooter Libby prosecution, Libby testified that he leaked information about a National Intelligence Estimate with the specific permission of President Bush.
  • The Senate fails to strike an immigration deal before leaving for spring recess. Our take on the issue is available here.
  • Katie Couric announces that she’ll be leaving the Today show to anchor the CBS Evening News. We offer CBS some suggestions for showcasing her nice legs.
  • Cynthia McKinney apologizes on the House floor for her scuffle with the Capitol Police — which a federal grand jury is looking into. McKinney’s colleagues have been steering clear of her lately, fearful that she might club them with her Dasani bottle.
  • The scandals keep on coming in this town. Brian Doyle, deputy press secretary at the DHS, has been arrested on charges of using a computer to seduce a child.
  • New scandals erupt, and the old ones keep rolling on. Jessica Cutler’s lawyer files a “notice of withdrawal” (hehe), perhaps because he was involved with her back when in her Washingtonienne days. A judge allows Robert Steinbuch’s invasion-of-privacy lawsuit against Jessica to proceed.

1:41 PM on Sun Apr 9 2006
By dlat
86 views, Comment

arkansas

For the Record: The Spanking Fetishist Is at the Other Campus

Here at Wonkette, we own up to our mistakes. Earlier today, we stated that Robert Steinbuch, the former lover of Jessica Cutler who is now suing her for invasion of privacy, teaches at the same law school where Bill Clinton — another man with a thing for interns — once taught. More »

4:50 PM on Thu Apr 6 2006
By dlat
306 views, Comment

jessica cutler

A Spinoff from Her Sitcom: Jessica Cutler's Legal Drama

washingtonienne.jpegYes, we know you’re getting tired of her; so are we (and just wait until her TV show airs). But since this blog owes some of its prominence to reporting her misadventures, we owe you an update about Jessica Cutler. More »

1:28 PM on Thu Apr 6 2006
By dlat
1,051 views, 4 comments

personalities

Gossip Roundup: Sexual Fallout

  • Reliable Source: Federal judge accepts invasion-of-privacy lawsuit against Jessica Cutler; a former lover claims her blog caused “severe emotional distress, humiliation, embarassment and anguish”… Sen. Barbara Mikulski collects winnings from bet with Sen. Elizabeth Dole on women’s NCAA championship… Laurence Fishburne sighted at Cafe Milano. [WP]
  • Lloyd Grove’s Lowdown: Alec Baldwin would rather sleep with Sen. Dianne Feinstein than Ann Coulter: “With Coulter, we’d have sex and I’d have to jump out the window. I wouldn’t even get dressed.” Replies Coulter, “That’s the only reason I can think of for wanting to have sex with Alec Baldwin.”… Joe Wilson and Valerie Plame plan to leave town, but not before Cheney, Rove, and Libby do. [NYDN]
  • Page Six: Oddsmaker puts Hillary’s chances in ‘08 at 3:1 and McCain’s at 6:1. [NYP]

12:48 PM on Thu Apr 6 2006
By henry
131 views, Comment

remainders

Remainders: Tying Up Loose Ends

8:40 PM on Mon Mar 27 2006
By dlat
273 views, 2 comments

week in review

Wonkette's Week in Review

  • President Bush moves to replace Gale Norton as Interior Secretary with Dirk Kempthorne — who may have some skeletons in his closet (and is less popular than Spuddy Buddy).

7:34 PM on Sun Mar 19 2006
By dlat
117 views, Comment