So here's a big setback for That Man In the White House. He'll probably react with grace and poise.
A Lot Of People are saying there's a misogynist in the White House. This is what we hear.
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She really sucks at damage control. Also, she lies a lot, and is a bad person.
Oh, hey, Ivanka Trump doesn't pay construction contractors either. Wow. How unexpected.
SPOILER: The Jews did not actually steal Christmas.
You'd almost get the impression a highrise office/residential tower in the middle of Manhattan is a lousy place for an alternative White House.
Trump Hotels isn't naming its new hotel line "Trump," but the name's not tainted, no, not at all.
BONUS VIDEO: Obama texting like a 16-year-old girl!
Rudy Giuliani is sick and tired of Hillary Clinton saying she remembers 9/11. Nobody remembers 9/11 except Rudy Giuliani.
Sure, it's a serious ritual of respect and welcome. But looka the funny hat!
The answer is NO you do NOT want to park, because we have our baaaaby with us, and you are not :/ . What you want to do is meet us at the park, for noshes and chums, the...
They probably won't be up past midnight counting the U.S. Senate ballots in Washington, is what we're saying.
Just kidding, we didn't trick you, you are not DUMM.
Julian Assange just threw another body on the Clinton murder mystery machine.