These kids today with their crazy slang!
Nothing like a night of the ol' ultraviolence for today's modern 'alt-right' couples.
As they said in Plan Nine From Outer Space: There's been a protest. And SOMEBODY'S responsible!
Some of those old ladies can really move.
So Town Halls. Much Shout. Wow.
The World Is Terrible!!! Let us distract you from this Deportationpalooza with Cat Porn!
So here's a big setback for That Man In the White House. He'll probably react with grace and poise.
A Lot Of People are saying there's a misogynist in the White House. This is what we hear.
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She really sucks at damage control. Also, she lies a lot, and is a bad person.
Oh, hey, Ivanka Trump doesn't pay construction contractors either. Wow. How unexpected.
SPOILER: The Jews did not actually steal Christmas.
You'd almost get the impression a highrise office/residential tower in the middle of Manhattan is a lousy place for an alternative White House.
Trump Hotels isn't naming its new hotel line "Trump," but the name's not tainted, no, not at all.
BONUS VIDEO: Obama texting like a 16-year-old girl!