Tag: washington

New York Would Like Some Money For Donald Trump’s Security, Please. First Bill: $35 Million, Cheap!

You'd almost get the impression a highrise office/residential tower in the middle of Manhattan is a lousy place for an alternative White House.
They're going for more of a hip, millennial feel.

Trump Hotels Running Away From Donald Trump As Fast As They Can. Respectfully, Of Course

Trump Hotels isn't naming its new hotel line "Trump," but the name's not tainted, no, not at all.
Tanned, Rested, and Ready

These Are The Songs Sexxxy Obama Listens To When He’s Pumping His Sex Body

BONUS VIDEO: Obama texting like a 16-year-old girl!
Hey Rudy, do you remember the thousands of Muslims celebrating in New Jersey?

Rudy Giuliani Doesn’t Remember Seeing Hillary Clinton On 9/11. Maybe She Was Flying The Planes!

Rudy Giuliani is sick and tired of Hillary Clinton saying she remembers 9/11. Nobody remembers 9/11 except Rudy Giuliani.
Quick! Make an Obamacare/Witch doctor joke!

Barack Obama Stopped A Pipeline On Native Lands And All He Got Was This Silly Hat

Sure, it's a serious ritual of respect and welcome. But looka the funny hat!

Hey Seattle, You Wanna Park? (TUESDAY! TONIGHT!)

The answer is NO you do NOT want to park, because we have our baaaaby with us, and you are not :/ . What you want to do is meet us at the park, for noshes and chums, the...
The senator and the trivia question answer.

You Got Your Seattle Drinky Thing In My Senate Sunday! Two Great Tastes, Etc., Etc

They probably won't be up past midnight counting the U.S. Senate ballots in Washington, is what we're saying.

HAHA PORTLAND, WE TRICKED YOU! WE ARE CRASHING WEDNESDAY’S DRINKY THING!

Just kidding, we didn't trick you, you are not DUMM.
Oh, just go fuck yourself.

Julian Assange Is Pretty Sure Hillary Killed A DNC Staffer Because The Internet Said So

Julian Assange just threw another body on the Clinton murder mystery machine.
Typical.

Secret Muslim Barack Obama’s New House Is Near A Mosque, And The Daily Caller Is ON IT

Maybe Kenyan Muslim Marxist Gay Obama wants to live 1,096 feet from a mosque so he can hop, skip and jump to prayers WITH HIS PEOPLE!
Wouldn't a duplex be more sensible?

Washingtonian Mag: Can’t Barack Obama Just, Like, Ride To The AirBnB On His Fixie?

Washingtonian magazine is rather distressed that Barack Obama intends to live in a really spendy DC neighborhood after he's out of office. Shouldn't a former community organizer have to live in a tenement?

Nice DC Security Guard Arrested Just For Roughing Up Trans Lady In The Bathroom, Unfair!

Hey, a person arrested for peeing while trans - and it wasn't the trans person!

Supreme Court Tells McDonald’s To Shut Its Mac-Hole About Seattle’s $15 Minimum Wage

What's a fast food company to do when duly elected government officials enact a law designed to make companies treat their workers like human beings? In McDonald's case, the answer is "sue all the way to the Supreme Court."...
Gaul is supposed to be a big deal, but it's very disappointing. Terrible golf. Sad!

Donald Trump Gives Serious Foreign Policy Speech Like A Big Boy

Now that Donald Trump has declared himself the Republican Nominee, High Pooh-Bah, and All-Father of the World (Dilute! Dilute!), it's time for him to start Acting Presidential, so he gave a Very Serious Foreign Policy Address today. How serious...
greedy minimum wage worker sticking it to the man

Study Finds Higher Minimum Wage Does Not Destroy Economy, Wingnuts Gon’ Be SO Mad

Oh hey, a $15 minimum wage is not crashing the economy like opponents said it would. Are you shocked?! We're shocked! (We are not shocked.) So, you guys remember Seattle? Of course you do -- it's that big city in...
GO AWAY, DILDO PRESENTS!

Big Surprise: Bundy Militia Dildo Bros Loved To Intimidate Local Sheriffs

One of the biggest disappointments for the Bundy Militia Freedom Insurgents was, of course, their complete failure to rally the people of Oregon, or even of Harney County, to flock to the Malheur National Wildlife Refuge to join their...