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Jane, you igneous slut

Deleted Comments: We Have No Idea What These People Are Talking About, But Boy Are They Angry

These kids today with their crazy slang!

Nice ‘Alt-Right’ Couple Went To Milo Protest To Attack ‘Snowflakes,’ Shot One

Nothing like a night of the ol' ultraviolence for today's modern 'alt-right' couples.

Donald Trump Awfully Pissy About Those Tax Day Protests. GOOD JOB TAX DAY PROTESTERS!

As they said in Plan Nine From Outer Space: There's been a protest. And SOMEBODY'S responsible!

Idaho Rep. Calls Cops On Terrifying Old People Comin’ By To Say Hi

Some of those old ladies can really move.

Which Members of Congress Are We Yelling At Today? ALL OF THEM, KATIE

So Town Halls. Much Shout. Wow.

Whom Are We Deporting Today?

The World Is Terrible!!! Let us distract you from this Deportationpalooza with Cat Porn!

Federal Judge Orders Long Layover In Seattle For Trump’s Travel Ban

So here's a big setback for That Man In the White House. He'll probably react with grace and poise.

Uppity Women Marching Against Trump’s American Carnage: Your Wonkette Livebloog

A Lot Of People are saying there's a misogynist in the White House. This is what we hear.

Your Weekly Top Ten Has Survived The First Day Of The Trump Regime (We Think)

YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW!
Get ready to be sick of winning

Our Long National Nightmare Beginneth Today! Liveblogging Donald Trump’s Inauguration, Help Us Jesus

Come hang out with Wonkette today, it's safe here.

Kellyanne Conway Says Meryl Streep Is The REAL Disabled-People-Abuser, This Is Our Shocked Face

She really sucks at damage control. Also, she lies a lot, and is a bad person.

Looks Like Ivanka Trump Is Stiffing Contractors For $5 Million. Like Father Like Daughter!

Oh, hey, Ivanka Trump doesn't pay construction contractors either. Wow. How unexpected.

Breitbart And Fox News Chase Christmas-Stealing Jews Out Of Pennsylvania Town

SPOILER: The Jews did not actually steal Christmas.

New York Would Like Some Money For Donald Trump’s Security, Please. First Bill: $35 Million, Cheap!

You'd almost get the impression a highrise office/residential tower in the middle of Manhattan is a lousy place for an alternative White House.
They're going for more of a hip, millennial feel.

Trump Hotels Running Away From Donald Trump As Fast As They Can. Respectfully, Of Course

Trump Hotels isn't naming its new hotel line "Trump," but the name's not tainted, no, not at all.
Tanned, Rested, and Ready

These Are The Songs Sexxxy Obama Listens To When He’s Pumping His Sex Body

BONUS VIDEO: Obama texting like a 16-year-old girl!