Tag: washington times

Armstrong Williams, Ben Carson's business manager and longtime advisor, has been accused of sexual harassment by a former employee. Of course we have the icky alleged details!

Know all those emails where Hillary Clinton was like "Dear Bill and Chelsea: I JUST DID BENGHAZI," and "Sure, Meryl Streep, I am all...

The U.S. government will be sending 3,000 troops to West Africa to help build treatment centers and coordinate services in the fight against the...

A special bouquet of greenhouse flowers goes to CNN anchor Bill Weir for the perfect reply to climate change deniers, please. You see, Weir...

This is encouraging! For all of us who wondered how we'll ever get along come 2017, when a new president means we'll be starved...

We suppose we can't really begrudge has-been wingnut idiot and failed 2010 Senate candidate Christine O'Donnell for kicking off her new Washington Times...

Baboon panniculus Emily Miller of the Washington Times must have been super-jealous that Yr Wonkette already judged S.E. Cupp author of the dumbest column...

We bet you would be really surprised to learn that Sun Myung Moon, the founder of both the Unification Church and the Washington Times,...

Welcome to another edition of Derp Roundup, our weekly collection of cranky crap that wasn't worth a full post, but was too incandescently stoopid...

Judson Phillips is known to your Wonkette as a guy who once wrote that Barack Obama just might be a crack-smoking gay sexer, which...

Hey, kids, here's a big surprise! Ron Paul thinks it's high time for patriots to stop letting the federal government push them around, what...

The Washington Times, a scabrous rag, actually wrote something we agree with -- a farewell note to Senator Rand Paul, whose column for the...

Happy Saturday, Wonkaroonies, and welcome to another installment of Derp Roundup, where we stomp on a bunch of stories that were too stoopid to...

What is up, "Northern Colorado"? Oh, you are sick and tired of being sick and tired of having those elitist cosmopolitans from Denver and,...

Hey, there, fellow leftists! Hope you're all having a great day eating organic arugula, liberating lab animals from a university research...

Happy Sunday, everyone! Except those of you who are Democrats, because you obviously hate God so much you will boo His name. You do...

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