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Who’s the soulless puffy prick who will primary those other dicks in 2016? Trump! You’re damn right. (But probably not.) According to Donald Trump, Donald Trump is looking...

Your Wonkette was just looking at the Facebook, like we do, and we saw an article our friend had posted, written by some dork...

With the clock ticking toward Thursday, when our U.S. of America government will be officially out of pocket change and out of business, the do-nothing...

Here is everything you need to know about rape: it all comes down to a woman named "Jackie." Jackie may or may not be lying...

Man did we have a good laugh the other day at the sordid tale of Elizabeth Lauten, the shitwitted GOP staffer and future crazy...

We all know that abstinence-only education and purity balls, where you pledge to save yourself for Daddy and Jesus, do not actually prevent kids...

Hardly a day goes by when the senior wrong-about-every-goddamned-thing-EVER senator from Arizona doesn't give us some reason to hate ourselves simply because we have...

It’s Throwback Thursday Friday here at Wonkette, so let’s check in on one of our favorite scandal-not-scandals of last year, IRSgate. In the latest...

We have good news (weed and boobs) and bad news (Dana Milbank). Which do you want first? Too bad, here's what you're getting. Now that...

It's hump day. So, uh, hump something? While some people are upset about nekkid self-portraits (what the kids these days who should get off our...

  As the teargas wafts away from the streets of Ferguson, Missouri, and the some of the members of the media covering the Mike Brown...

Back by popular demand, other people's words we enjoyed. You can enjoy them too. We won't even charge you. Yep. Thanks, WaPo! Here's an idea: Geeeeenyus: All together now:...

If you were watching cable teevee Monday night around 11 ET, you got to see a completely baffling sight. After several hours of peaceful...

We all remember when silly naive Barack Obama ran for president and announced his plan to single-handedly end racism forever. Oh, you don't remember...

This is the third in a series of posts made by possible by a generous contribution from The Fartknocker Institute for Sarah Palin Studies....

Last night, Ferguson, Missouri, police arrested Wesley Lowery of the Washington Post and Ryan J. Reilly of HuffPo for assaulting a McDonald's by charging...

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