Tag: washington post

So the Washington Post, which just this weekend decided it was too hard to keep debunking awful internet hoaxes, apparently decided it is not...

One would think the Very Serious Media has had enough time to recover from its shock that Donald Trump is a racist hate-mongering sack...

Rick Santorum, whose polling throughout the primary season hasn't risen higher than Rick Santorum's dick when he discovers sexts from his wife's hot abortion...

Here are some things we know about Carly Fiorina. She's a liar, for one. But she's not merely an occasional liar. She's a hardcore...

Did you hear the one about how Donald Trump thinks John McCain is a L-O-S-E-R for getting captured and held as a prisoner of...

Donald "I'm Donald Trump" Trump is basically the most amazing man who has ever lived, which you should already know by now, and if...

Everybody's always talking about "millennials this" and "millennials that" and "millennials sure do bitch a lot" and "millennials are so bad because of their...

The time is nigh, when the Supreme Court of the United States of America will likely find that there is a constitutional right to...

On Saturday, Vice President Joe Biden's son Beau died of brain cancer. On Wednesday, Ted Cruz decided the vice president, who has not even buried...

The "maybe it happened like this!" theories to explain the unsolved mystery of how Freddie Gray died from severe spinal injuries after Baltimore police...

President Obama spent the entire month of March saying "In your FACE, Republicans!" about how great the Affordable Care Act is because it has...

A cry rang throughout the home of bowtied wax statue George Will, and that cry was “Mother! Father got into the cooking sherry again!...

Who’s the soulless puffy prick who will primary those other dicks in 2016? Trump! You’re damn right. (But probably not.) According to Donald Trump, Donald Trump is looking...

Your Wonkette was just looking at the Facebook, like we do, and we saw an article our friend had posted, written by some dork...

With the clock ticking toward Thursday, when our U.S. of America government will be officially out of pocket change and out of business, the do-nothing...

Here is everything you need to know about rape: it all comes down to a woman named "Jackie." Jackie may or may not be lying...

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