Tag: washington post

Fox News And Steve Bannon Invited To Go Fuck Themselves At Their Earliest Convenience

These assholes cannot stop falling all over themselves to defend alleged child molester Roy Moore!

Stupidest Man On Internet, On Roy Moore: 14-Year-Olds Weren’t Actually Children In 1979

Jim Hoft can't possibly be this stupid. But he can be this dishonest.

What Are You Going To Do, Republicans, Count The Tree Rings On Roy Moore’s Dick?

The entire GOP is saying Roy Moore should step aside IF his kid-diddling allegations are true. How do they plan to find out?

Alabama GOP Senate Candidate Roy Moore Only Molested One Little Girl, Allegedly

An anti-gay traditional values Bible beater is maybe a disgusting pervert? YOU DON'T SAY.

Is George Papadopoulos The REAL Trump Pee Tape? WHOA IF TRUE!

Is Papadopoulos's guilty plea the DRIP DRIP DRIP that will lead to the FULL GUSHER that takes these fuckers down?

EPA Spokeswoman Liz Bowman Really Making Name For Herself, As YOOOGE DICK

Another graduate of the Donald Trump School of Business Communication For Kids Who Don't Business Communicate Good Or Aren't Good At Other Things Too.

Trump Drug Czar Pick Pulls Out To Spend More Time With His Drug Lobby Money

Another Trump Administration appointee caught with his hand in the industry cookie jar? Color us amazed.

If Maggie Haberman’s Hot Takes Get Any Hotter, We’re All Going To Burn To Death

You guys, Maggie Haberman is wrong about a thing again.
This pic could be from the Juggalo march, who the fuck knows?

Watch Out Virginia! Ralph Northam Held Down Your Mother While MS-13 Raped Her, With Votes

Virginia's having a gubernatorial race. Time for shit to get stupid!
How about 'I resign?' No reason, just checking.

WTF, Was Paul Manafort Spying ON THE TRUMP CAMPAIGN For Russia? WE HAVE NO IDEA

So which is it, Trump? Are you a victim dupe who got spied on? Or was all this nonsense Trump-approved?

Boston ‘Free Speech’ Rally Ends Early, Drowned Out By Those Who Actually Understand The Concept

Free speech is not the right to have no one think you are a jerk or yell louder than you.

Trump-Russia Investigation EXPOSED AS HOAX, Because Let This One Wingnut Explain You Why

This is just really good investigative thinkin' right here.

White House Says Sessions Won’t Go To DHS, So Sessions To DHS Probably, Yeah?

No way they thought of this themselves...

Sweet Baby Jesus, Donald Trump Is Spooked!

It might be time to panic, America, because your president surely is.

NRA Declares War On Washington Post, Because After All, Obama’s Gone

In which we fact check an NRA rant. Yeah, we're just silly that way sometimes.