Tag: washington post
Did Donald Trump Ask If It Was Wrong To Be Sexually Attracted To His Daughter Ivanka When She Was 13? Asking For A Friend.
Gosh this seems out of character.
In Donald Trump's America, you won't be allowed to make Donald Trump cry!
Donald Trump doesn't have to follow the same financial rules other people do. It's so obvious when you think about it.
The Donald Trump campaign's official response to evidence the Trump Foundation paid for Donald Trump's private business: 'Neener-neener-neener.'
Mississippi could become a 'battleground state' HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Donald Trump’s Russian Buddies Probably So Excited About Trump’s First Classified Intelligence Briefing!
Could Trump's national security briefing end up leaking state secrets to Russia? MAYBE.
Trump spoke to a big gay-hatin' conference of bigots this week. Click to see what he said!
You get in here and read your news brief, RIGHT NOW!
How weird, since Trump is addressing an INSANE anti-gay summit this week!
Former startup Apple is valiantly sticking up for the entertainment industry with a new patent designed to thwart obnoxious iPhone recordings. Have to say, we can't think of anything that could go wrong with this technology in the hands of...
The Washington Post explains Jerry Brown's 'lukewarm' endorsement of Hillary Clinton. Lucky mindreaders at the Washington Post!
Marco Rubio does not think much of your "journalism," Washington Post. Marco Rubio, welcome to the club!
Chinese Restaurant Server In Trouble For Mocking Jerk Hipsters On Receipt. (Hint: The Hipsters Were Jerks)
In which a server at a Chinese restaurant is schooled by an insufferable hipster on the authenticity of serving rice in small bowls rather than large. STOP IT, HIPSTERS.
Alex Jones is kind of a sore winner. After his boy Donald Trump won the Indiana primary Tuesday night and Ted Cruz dropped out of the campaign, Jones posted a rambling shouty video -- and we mean rambling, even...
Trump campaign manager Corey Lewandowski, human spleen, has turned himself in on misdemeanor battery charges for misdemeanor-battering a gal Breitbart reporter for having the temerity to exist in his field of vision. Despite Lewandowski's insistence that he could not...