Tag: washington post

Richard Cohen Still Has Job

Richard Cohen lost a job to a woman in 1976 and BOY is he still mad.
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Donald Trump Fucking Amazon To Own The Libs

Donald Trump is out to give Robber Barons a bad name.

A VERITABLE SMATTERING Of News About Cambridge Analytica And All Related Bullshit!

All the DATA NEWS you never wanted to know and weren't afraid to refrain from asking for!

Oh, Just Some Bannon Pals Trying To Pay A Lawyer To Lie About His Roy Moore-Accusin’ Client, No Big

Supporters of Roy Moore tried to pay someone to make a false claim, and Breitbart was there? We are shocked, shocked.

New York Times Hires And Fires Nazi-Friend-Having Lady

The op-ed columns are out of control.

Your Weekly Top Ten Is Still On A World Tour, Come See Us In Reno On Sunday!

YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW!

Washington Post Preemptively Kneecaps Devin Nunes’s Next Memo In The Dick

Devin Nunes is going to waste America's time some more. Here's your primer on what he's going to waste it with!

New York Times Takes Break From Kissing Trump’s Ass, Kisses Melania’s Ass Instead

What the fuck is wrong with the New York Times?

Christopher Steele Stopped Telling FBI About Trump-Russia Conspiracy Because THE NEW YORK TIMES SUCKS BALLS

In related news, PERHAPS THE NEW YORK TIMES SHOULD READ A WONKETTE LIVEBLOG FROM TIME TO FUCKING TIME.

The Deleted Comments Before Christmas

It's the morning of the night before the annual Sacred Baby Festival, and we come bearing gifts -- we're fresh out of lords a-leaping, and the five gold rings all have TRUMP stamped on them, so you'll have to...

Breitbart And James O’Keefe: Oh, Never Mind, We Were Just Lying!

Politics makes for strange bedfellows. Here's why two conservative stars slept with a guy who wanted to fuck children.

Washington Post Says Trump’s Hard-On For Russia Has Fucked America BIGLY

Thanks, Trump! You're just as bad as we thought you'd be, and worse!

This Alabama Dad Is The Hero We Wish We Didn’t Need

Listen to this man right now.

BREAKING DRUDGE SIRENS SHOCK VIDEO! James O’Keefe Has No Fucking Idea How Journalism Works!

Shocker: WaPo journalist does journalism right, proving that you can't trust anything WaPo says.

If James O’Keefe Had Asked Chris Cillizza For #Journalism Advice, None Of This Would Have Happened

Who wants to watch Chris Cillizza suck his own dick? WAIT, COME BACK!