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Obama Not Wearing Wedding Ring In Laos, Probably For Gay Muslim Reasons (Again)

Typical Islamofascist gaywad.

Garbage Free Beacon Writer Writing Garbage About The Obamas’ Dog

The hallowed halls of our Presidential palace hide a malicious secret: Portuguese Water poops. Washington Free Beacon writer Elizabeth Harrington is furious over the grave indecency of a fluffy housepet being a BAD GIRL and making pooeys all over the...
Ah, the good old days

Gavin McInnes: Stop Being Miserable, Ladies, And Be Housewives As God Intended

There is this guy, Gavin McInnes, and he is terrible, so of course he is on Fox News, like, all the time. And on Thursday, he went on Sean Hannity's teevee show to make Sean giggle so hard about...
It's a great day for commies and mommies!

Wingnuts Find Hillary Clinton’s Love Letters To Saul Alinsky, Lenin, David Cassidy

While you were all enjoying your Sabbath day of rest, the Washington Free Beacon -- the digital equivalent of Sunday paper circular ads you toss in the trash without looking at them -- was breaking a HUGE SCOOP!!!!! Are you guys ready for...

Dudes At Free Beacon Having Some Quality ‘Them Time’ With Pics Of This Pretty Blonde Right Winger

The nice folks at the Washington Free Beacon want you to know that this whole completely fictitious "War on Women" thing, which never existed to begin with, is now OVER. Not only is the official response to the State...

Festivus Miracle: Wonkette, Washington Free Beacon Agree On ‘Man Of Year,’ Just Not Which Year Or Why

We're going to assume that, even though it includes that image up there (minus Derpy Hooves, of course), this post on today's Washington Free Beacon is not actually joking in naming Mitt Romney 2013's "Man of the Year." And...

Harry Reid Won’t Negotiate, Won’t Cure Childhood Cancer, Won’t Quit Being Awesome

So far this has been a week of shaking our heads at flop-sweating Republicans twisting themselves into rhetorical pretzels as they try to explain why this government shutdown that is very obviously their fault is not actually their fault....

Greatest Living President Is Also Fantastic Painter

Haha, we tricked you! We stole the title of this post from the upstanding fellows at the Washington Free Beacon, who are fucking idiots. They are such fucking idiots that they think the paintings of the greatest living president...

‘The New Republic’ Singularly Unsuccessful At Purging Its Jews

If there's one place that Jewish people are overrepresented vis a vis their share of the population, it is in banking Hollywood the Bilderberg Group magazines and the Internet. You cannot swing a dead cat without hitting a woman...

Five Shockingly Living People Who Endorsed Mitt Romney

The Washington Free Beacon lists the five most amazingly Romney-endorsing "celebrities" of the 2012 cycle, and let me tell you, guys, these people are all somehow still alive, probably. 1. Lindsay Lohan The “Mean Girls” star and all-around party girl recently...

Washington Free Beacon Exclusive: The BLS Is Full Of Pedophiles

After this morning's shocking revelation that Obama made persistently mediocre jobs numbers slightly less mediocre by faking the whole thing, it was time for conservative media to bring their awesome and terrible powers of destruction to bear on the...