Washington DC’s bid for a homicide-free year ends after four days of no murderdeathkills. That’s actually pretty good, comparatively. We’d predict a reduction of violent crime in DC for 2006, but wait until everyone hears about those taxi fare hikes. [ABC 7 News] MORE »

• You may be excited about the Redskins beating the tar out of the Cowboys, but only one man had the guts to taunt a stadium full of Dallas fans. The sweetest $1,000 Darrell Armstrong ever spent. [Deadspin] MORE »

What can we say? We started drinking early yesterday. MORE »