What has gone wrong with our rich white men?
Trump's SWEARS he didn't do whatever he says he did, President Kushner sold peace to the Middle East, the GOP wants Chaffetz out now! Your morning news brief!
Don't worry, Rep. McMorris Rodgers, YOUR son will be fine!
These kids today with their crazy slang!
Nothing like a night of the ol' ultraviolence for today's modern 'alt-right' couples.
As they said in Plan Nine From Outer Space: There's been a protest. And SOMEBODY'S responsible!
Some of those old ladies can really move.
So Town Halls. Much Shout. Wow.
The World Is Terrible!!! Let us distract you from this Deportationpalooza with Cat Porn!
So here's a big setback for That Man In the White House. He'll probably react with grace and poise.
A Lot Of People are saying there's a misogynist in the White House. This is what we hear.
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Our Long National Nightmare Beginneth Today! Liveblogging Donald Trump’s Inauguration, Help Us Jesus
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She really sucks at damage control. Also, she lies a lot, and is a bad person.
Oh, hey, Ivanka Trump doesn't pay construction contractors either. Wow. How unexpected.
SPOILER: The Jews did not actually steal Christmas.