As they said in Plan Nine From Outer Space: There's been a protest. And SOMEBODY'S responsible!
Some of those old ladies can really move.
So Town Halls. Much Shout. Wow.
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So here's a big setback for That Man In the White House. He'll probably react with grace and poise.
A Lot Of People are saying there's a misogynist in the White House. This is what we hear.
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She really sucks at damage control. Also, she lies a lot, and is a bad person.
Oh, hey, Ivanka Trump doesn't pay construction contractors either. Wow. How unexpected.
SPOILER: The Jews did not actually steal Christmas.
You'd almost get the impression a highrise office/residential tower in the middle of Manhattan is a lousy place for an alternative White House.
Trump Hotels isn't naming its new hotel line "Trump," but the name's not tainted, no, not at all.
BONUS VIDEO: Obama texting like a 16-year-old girl!
Rudy Giuliani is sick and tired of Hillary Clinton saying she remembers 9/11. Nobody remembers 9/11 except Rudy Giuliani.
Sure, it's a serious ritual of respect and welcome. But looka the funny hat!