Don't take our word for it, let the protesters speak for themselves.
A couple weeks ago, we left Montana to head to DC for the #teens' March For Our Lives (we drive slow). We stopped by to see our girlfriend on the way out of town, and her friendly, not-stupid, but...
We thought about canceling on yinz ... wait, that is Pittsburgh. We thought about canceling on tu ustedes, but what is a little nor'easter between friends? We will see you TONIGHT, Brooklyn, New York, at your comrade Erin's restaurant...
Get your mama's combat boots out, we invade TUESDAY! TONIGHT!
Baby please don't go! Wait, do go! TO SEE US!
GET IT? DO YOU GET IT? I GET IT.
Now we adults need to live up to the example the kids have set.
KNOCK KNOCK MOTHERFUCKER.
For certain values of 'you.' Best click through and find out!
Deleted Comments: Is This Some Kind Of Cult? You Can ALL Burn In HELL! Also, I Own 20 Assault Rifles.
We sure hope these folks are more competent handling guns than they are with keyboards.
The kids are more than all right. They're getting the adults' butts in gear.
Gonna kiss ALL OF YOU on your faces!
YOU GUYS. IT IS MY BIRTHDAY. GIVE US ALL THE MONEY TO GO TO THE MARCH THING, WITH THE TEENS, FOR NO GUNS.
IS THERE A SECOND NAKED LADY? (We're guessing not.)
Will you just look at these terrific kids?
Dispatches from the shitshow-iest shitshow ever to shit all over the White House!