Tag: wars
How Donald Trump Will Increase Defense Spending: So Much Magic, We’ll Get Sick Of Magic!
Just think of the great deals on military hardware he can negotiate if we buy from Russia!
Tomi Lahren Says Colin Kaepernick Only Allowed To Protest His Own Dad
Tomi Lahren is clearly triggered by seeing black people protest racism, maybe she needs a safe space?
Oh Look, Paul Ryan Lied About Something
Are you done yet? Did you read all eight gazillion pages of the Ryan Budget, or did you stop after the first few lines and pleasure yourself thinking about his dreamy biceps? Well, we didn’t read it all either...
Obama Writes Op-Ed With Friends Promising Never To End Libya War
Oh this is cute! Barack Obama got together with his friends David Cameron and Nicolas Sarkozy at the war treehouse, pulled out some construction paper, and wrote an op-ed together in blood-colored crayon.
so long as Qaddafi is in power,...
U.S. About To Lose Another War
Why are our war planes shootin' up Libya right now? Just because we hadn't done it in a while? Who knows! Does the U.S. want Gaddafi out of power? Russia and China seem to think so. Gaddafi's compound was...
South Korea Doing Its Best To Get U.S. Into Another War
If Iraq really does wind all the way down, America will only have one war. What will we do with ourselves?! No worries.
Defying North Korean threats of violent retaliation and “brutal consequences beyond imagination,” South Korea on Monday...
Michael Steele Still Trying To Get Fired, Calls Afghanistan War ‘Cute’
RNC chairman Michael Steele is either dumb or really likes making his party angry and/or sigh, because yesterday he was caught on video in a circus tent saying that the Afghanistan war is bad and didn't need to be...
Good News For Gays Who Like Fighting In Wars
Hey, it looks like Obama and the Democratic Congress are finally going to get around to repealing don't ask, don't tell, just weeks before the midterm election returns a 100 percent Republican Congress that would never ever agree to...
Everyone Is Mad At America, But America Is Mad At Everyone Too!
America is very serious capital S serious about the Pakistanis doing away with all of Pakistan's Taliban.
Obama's new thing is going to be unemployment. This, in fact, is many people's new thing.
It's looking like an American, Chicago...
John McCain Not Pleased With This ‘Possible End Of War’ Business
The most shocking news story of the day, no? Walnuts says, "The way that you win wars is to break the enemy’s will, not to announce dates that you are leaving." VICTORY! This article also notes, terrifyingly, that Walnuts...
Meghan McCain Did NOT Enjoy That One Time Your Wonkette Was Nice To Her!
WHAT UP Meg McCabe? It's gonna be like this, is it? "After my recent appearance on Jay Leno, one Web site posted a comment from the editor saying, mockingly, they have a 'NEW ZERO TOLERANCE POLICY for comments of...
Who Lost The Goddamn Wars?
Let's hope our President finds the wars soon, and that the wars are safe.
John Conyers Circulates HIT PIECE On Sexy Sanjay Gupta
As Mark Penn told us all during the Democratic primaries, it is an established socio-political fact that black people do not like brown people and vice-versa, because of Microtrends, and this is why Barack Obama cannot win 70% of...
