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Posts Tagged ‘warmongers’

WARMONGERS

Who Will Be Obama’s Token Republican Cabinet Member?

Monday, November 24th, 2008

Obama is Cartman.Our nation’s Presidents have a long and glorious history of promising “bipartisan healing” and such when it comes to Cabinet appointments. They say they will appoint members of the opposition party to important positions and then they give some toothless middle-of-the-roader an invisible Cabinet post that nobody cares about. Remember Norman Mineta, the Democratic transportation secretary in the early George W. Bush years? No? That’s because he was completely boring and unimportant. (He did have an airport named after him, though! A terrible airport.) Our future President Barack Obama plans to follow in this grand tradition, with one Clintonesque twist: Just like Bill Clinton did, he’ll let a Republican have the high-profile job of Defense Secretary. MORE »


HILLARY CLINTON

Hillary’s Only Hope: Reverse Time, Or Become Black

Friday, May 11th, 2007

'WE ARE THE PRESIDENT' - WonketteHillary Clinton’s got a problem — a BIG problem. She wants to be the first lady president, but people don’t like her. Oh, and liberal bloggers hate her guts. Why? How could anyone not love a conniving opportunist warmonger? MORE »