Tag: war

Excellent news, everybody! We're at war again! Ha-ha, we are joking -- we are always at war, but we are also never "really" at...

Jon Stewart called out Republicans' schizoid thinking on priorities Thursday, skewering their relentless eagerness to fund military adventures anywhere in the world while refusing...

There is no problem that cannot be solved by more war. Sure, that may sound kind of dumb to you, but you are not...

Yesterday scabrous poop demon Glenn Beck took a break from cruising the streets of Philadelphia asking women to jerk him off with Swiss cheese to...

Ok, fellas, here is what we're gonna do. The Drinking Liberally squadron will be massing in Hell's Kitchen tonight, Thursday, at 7:30 p.m. They'll...

Glenn Beck has decided that his favorite conservative anthem is now "War: What Is It Good For? (Absolutely Nothin')." You see, Glenn had a...

Oh, hello, William Kristol, who never met a thing you weren't completely wrong about. Have you finished sobbing about your laughably recent discovery that...

It must be so hard to be John McCain these days, which is excellent news for John McCain because everything is, that is the...

Did you feel as though an intangible but perceptible cloud of safety and serenity descended on your community sometime last week? Probably this is...

Mitt Romney is a very busy man, you guys. He is busy now that he’s running for president, and he was busy back when...

Oh, boy, a Republican presidential candidate just went to give a "major foreign policy address" to a military academy, which as we all know...

Following our successful foray into Philadelphia, your Wonkette #WARRED on the Drinking Liberally party held every Thursday at Rudy's in New York City, by...

Soon we shall be winging our way from our nation's capitol to the City of Brotherly Love and marching on their Drinking Liberally party...

Oh, man, this is what happens when Donald Trump reads the liberal media! It just reaffirms all of his most terrifying fever-dreams. ...

Get out your Purple Heart bandages, because it is once again time to remind the American people that The Troops are a bunch of...

God bless Bill Donohue, always striding forth and grandly opening his warbly old yap and letting the most insanely bigotty shit spill forth. Remember...

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