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  are we there yet? are we there yet? are we there yet?

John McCain Asks One More Time If We Can Please Bomb Syria, Pretty Please?

In one of those weird astronomical things that celestial mechanics throws the solar system now and then, Yr Wonkette and Ghost Breitbart’s House of Free-Floating Rage find themselves in a rare alignment, with both blogs asking, “Hey, John McCain, WTF dude?” Breitbart’s AWR Hawkins (those are initials, but we always use our Pirate voice when we say his name) brings the head-scratching: Senator John McCain (R-AZ) says President Obama should bomb Syria before Congress says otherwise and that he should ignore any talk of impeachment for doing so. “They’re not going to impeach the president,” said McCain. “They’re not that crazy.” But John, how can you look around your workplace and say that with any certainty? For that matter, how can you look in the mirror and say that? Read more on John McCain Asks One More Time If We Can Please Bomb Syria, Pretty Please?…
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Dennis Kucinich To Impeach Obama Or Whatever

Brave sandwich survivor Dennis Kucinich was able to exist as a somewhat serious candidate for president the past two cycles because he gave red meat (certified-organic fair-trade local tofu “Reddmeete” sustainably collected from unwanted scraps left by wild animals) to libtards on their pet projects such as impeaching George W. Bush and making anything but world peace illegal. Libtards really, really liked that impeachment thing, and would never stop talking about it, even though there were legitimate problems and possible solutions to debate. Kucinich’s hot-wife-distracted brain has not forgotten this, so when he heard about President Obama deciding to bomb Libya, he quickly composed his 2012 platform: IMPEACH OBAMA!!!!1!!!1!!1 Read more on Dennis Kucinich To Impeach Obama Or Whatever…
  why bother with those pathetic assholes anyway?

Obama Finally Gets Around To Telling Congress We’re At War With Libya

President Obama has been traveling around South America or wherever the past few days, taking in some sun and minor diplomacy while he sits on the beach and plays around with whatever video game controller the military provides him to go bomb places. Yesterday afternoon, he decided he would let Congress know that the United States had been engaged in a war with a country in Africa for days, in case they were wondering. Wait, isn’t Congress supposed to be the ones to declare war? Well, they haven’t really had to do that since Harry Truman decided he wanted to go bomb Korea and nobody arrested him for it. Read more on Obama Finally Gets Around To Telling Congress We’re At War With Libya…