Tag: war on xmas

You probably can't quite get yourself worked up enough over the new Air Jordans to join the bloodthirsty mobs across the nation tearing...

We don't believe in an interventionist god, so today's cheery eyewitness report of Dick Cheney being "enfeebled" at a death-war military contractor's holiday cocktail...

Here is a number we've seen bouncing around this week that really makes us want to fire up the old Yule Log, in the...

How do you trick 61 U.S. Senators into hanging out for a few hours without an eruption of bloodshed? You promise them a mystery...

Have you somehow forgotten about Arizona these past few days? Let's remember it all over again, for the holidays! Nothing says "mythology of the...

How many days until Christmas? Just 358 days! Oh man, next Xmas is gonna punish, especially if we get Mike Huckabee's dream gift, which...

While you were trying to pry off your frozen Depends in the backseat of the 1987 Plymouth K-Car you call home, fancy Afro-Hawaiian Barack...

Christmas Day is over, pretty much! It's all down to the weeping and drunken fighting with what's her name, your relative probably, and the...

As we look back on the 111th Congress, we will remember two things: a mediocre (but actually successful!) health care bill and lots and...

Christmas Eve is a very exciting travel day because it's one of the busiest, most insane times to attempt to get on a plane....

How do you know which side in any conflict has the technological advantage? Hint: It's not the side sending angry faxes, in 2010. This...

Oh look, some fucktard wingnuts in Texas somewhere made a video of themselves "executing Santa Claus," you know, because Baby Jesus hates Santa Claus....

Tonight will be very exciting for the fancy elitists in our country who can locate the night sky: For the first time in four...

For the past hundred years or so, political people in Washington and Southern California have looked forward to nothing more than the whimsical/weird Christmas...

Did you think we'd forget? With just eight days of Xmas Shopping before the Big Day when you go in the bathroom and shoot...

This is not actually a Holiday Classic, but because nothing on the Internet can be trusted, that's the title we're giving to this old...

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