Tag: war on women

"Screw you, kid"

Republican Congressjerk Wants To Save The Babies, Then Let ‘Em Starve

Oooh, happy fun times on Capitol Hill, because congressional Republicans are having a hearing. Much HAWT, many seXXXy. What're they officially hearing about? Oh, just how Planned Parenthood is straight-to-jail GUILTY of being Planned Parenthood. It is called "Planned...

Planned Parenthood Sting Videos Are Full Of Bullcrap. No, Even MORE Bullcrap.

Are we still talking about Planned Parenthood stealing baby parts from your lady cave, in the dead of night, to sell on Amazon? (Order with Prime and have it by tomorrow!) Yes, we are, groan and growl and MANY EXPLETIVES! So fine....

More Bad News About Planned Parenthood. For Republicans, That Is

You know how Republicans have been furiously jerking their little mottled boner stumps to their snuff flick fantasies of murdering Planned Parenthood? And we have been screaming what a dumb idea that is because everyone loves Planned Parenthood --...

Carly Fiorina Endorses Hillary Clinton For President

We were under the impression that Queen of Fail Carly Fiorina does not think Hillary Clinton is qualified to be president. You know, because of how Fiorina is always saying that: “Like Hillary Clinton, I too have travelled hundreds of...

Great Feminist Blog RedState Says Hillary Clinton Is An Ugly Ho

Once upon a time, there was a guy with with a real dumb redundant name that is dumb, and for an entire millisecond, he fancied himself a great defender of womenfolk and decency. And fellow feminist icon Jeb! Bush...
Chopped liver, apparently.

Megyn Kelly Joked About Her Husband’s Dick One Time, So Donald Trump Wins Forever

You know how Fox News "journalist" Megyn Kelly was probably bleeding from her V-word, and that's why she was such a B-word to Donald Trump during the Republican debate? (Or maybe not, and Donald Trump is a rude sexist...
But anybody can make one of these

Bristol Palin Takes Break From ISIS Battle To Slob Trump’s Knob

Attention, everyone, for Our Lady Of However Many Immaculate Conceptions, Bristol Palin, has taken to the blogotubes to discuss how the media is doing all the liberal censorship crimes to our prince and Palin family hero Donald Trump, just because...
There's no war on women. Maybe some casualties, but no war.

Republicans Bleeding From Their Everywheres, And It Is Awesome

The Republican Party is in the middle of a terribly bloody fight right now about which one of these assholes is the biggest asshole to women. (Hint: It's all of them.) Thanks to the party's current favorite presidential contender,...

Jeb! Bush Loses Election 15 Months Early

Y'all wanna watch the exact moment Jeb! Bush guaranteed he will never be president? Of course you do: The next president should defund Planned Parenthood. I have the benefit of having been governor, and we did defund Planned Parenthood when...
And just wait til you see the lovely menstrual huts that'll bve replacing Planned Parenthood. Right out of Leviticus!

Bobby Jindal Sticks It To Planned Parenthood By Screwing The Poors

Poor Bobby Jindal. Not going to be president. Not going to make the first debate. Not even likely to stay in the primaries past South Carolina, assuming he gets that far. But maybe, if he can make some grand...
You didn't want those clinics, did you?

Fifth Circuit Protects Texas Ladies From ‘Unsafe’ Abortions By Letting Them Have None At All

Good thing Texas-Americans of the lady persuasion are accustomed by now to courts opening and closing their abortion clinics, so they won't be shocked when most of their clinics are shut down again. In the epic, years-long legal battle to...
Just the unborn kind though

Young Mom Charged With Murder For Home Abortion, Another ‘Pro-Life’ Victory!

Terrific news for harmless little ol' grandmas who just want to "sidewalk counsel" baby-killing whores outside health clinics, so they don't make the wrong decisions. A young woman in Georgia is now in jail and facing murder charges for...

Republican Ladies Have Own Equal Pay Bill, Aren’t They Just The Cutest Things?

Stop saying Republicans don't care about women! They do TOO care about women. Just because they keep trying to pass laws to restrict women's health care, and just because they suffer from verbal diarrhea about rape, and just because...

Bill O’Reilly: Hillary Clinton To Murder All The Poor White Christian Men, Goodbye America

The world's greatest and bravest and most honest award-winning war correspondent and objective reporter, Bill O'Reilly, offered his own Hot Take on Hillary Clinton's chances of beating all the Republicans to a bloody pulp in the 2016 election. In...
they have to be stopped

Science: Democrat Women Oppressing Democrat Men, By Beating Them In Elections Except When They Don’t

USA Today's Ross Baker maintains a day job as a political science professor. This is a good thing for Ross. And while he is not the kind of scientist with the scary numbers that some Americans always mistrust, he is the kind of...
She seems nice

Wannabe Missouri Gov Lady Wishes Liberals Would Stop Porning The Children

Lucky you, Missouri. If you play your voting cards just right, your new governor in 2016 will be this real nice lady, Catherine Hanaway. She has some neat thoughts on sex and liberals and ladies, and sorry, Missouri, but...