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WAR ON CHRISTMAS PAST

A Children’s Treasury of Dumb Quotes About Dismal Holiday Sales

Friday, December 26th, 2008

Christmas card from a hooker in Minneapolis.Congratulations, the War on Xmas is over. And guess who lost? Christmas! And the economy. Especially the economy. Looks like all the 70%-off sales in the world can’t squeeze money out of people with no money and no credit. It’s almost as if Santa left a lump of shit coal for U.S. Retailers! How many other variations of Seasonal Cliche can we squeeze out of American journalists and economists? MORE »