Tag: war on christmas

Trump Bigger Than Jesus! Wonkagenda For Fri., Dec. 1, 2017

GOP money fuckery, Trump lights a tree, and Walmart apologizes for trying to kill journalists. Your morning news brief.

Russia Tried To Start A Black ‘War On Christmas,’ And IT. WAS. ADORABLE.

Russia tried to incite a black people War on Christmas. Vlad fail!

Robert Mueller Smashing White House Trumpkins. Wonkagenda For Tues., Oct. 31, 2017

Mueller spooks Trump (again), John Kelly shows his true colors (again), and Hannity loses his shit (lol duh). Your morning news brief!

In Which Dear Leader Trump Celebrates Veterans With Hymns To Himself

So this is what it's like to live in North Korea!

If Fox News Isn’t ‘Fair & Balanced’ Anymore, Does That Mean God Is Dead Too?

What would be the new slogan for Fox News? Click to help us decide! And also to OPEN THREAD!

Republican Party Celebrates Sacred Baby Jesus Day With Newer, Better, More Golden King

The GOP's Christmas message had no political implications. And I am Marie of Roumania.

RNC Hails Its New King! Wonkagenda For Monday, December 26, 2016

The RNC loves its new God King, the incestuous sexxy times of Trump spox, and the Dems set their sights on taxes. Your morning news brief!

Breitbart And Fox News Chase Christmas-Stealing Jews Out Of Pennsylvania Town

SPOILER: The Jews did not actually steal Christmas.

Obama Saves Alaska! Wonkagenda For Wednesday, December 21, 2016

Obama saves Alaska, Trump's spawn tried steal some cash, and Chris Christie just got screwed! Your Daily News Brief

Muslim Restaurant Declares War On Christmas By Offering Free Meals To Homeless, Elderly. What Are They Up To????

A Muslim-owned restaurant in London is doing something nice for its neighbors on Christmas. Unfortunately, the story is on the internet.

Eric Trump’s Daddy Running For President Just To Get His Baby Boy A Real Christmas Tree

No gross secular 'holiday trees' for little Eric, only the real kind that was grown by Jesus!

Jerk America-Haters Won’t Wish Allen West Happy Independence Day

Allen West is here to police your holiday greeting habits.

Fox News Idiots Wish Fox News Idiots Weren’t So Mad At Fox News Idiots Right Now

Oh no, there is trouble right here in River City, by which we mean at Fox News! And it's all about that Donald Trump boy. SOME PEOPLE at Fox News think he's the bees tits, whereas OTHERS think he...