Tag: war on christians

Mickey Mouse Murders Jesus Christ, Wingnuts Outraged

Well, folks, it's hunting season. In fact, the Christians seem to have overbred this year, and so "They" (AKA big corporations like Disney AKA Mickey Mouse and all his pals) have declared "open season" on Christians. Wait what? That's unpossible! But...
Something like this.

Let’s Help Jesus Punish That Judge For Being Mean To Poor Kim Davis!

Pull out your pitchforks and trim your bushes, Christian warriors of God's love, it's time for some Crusades! How are we going to show everybody just how much Jesus loves the little children, all the little children of the...

President Obama Divides Nation, Says Charleston Shooting Involved Gun

President Obama spoke briefly about the church shooting in Charleston that left nine dead, in what the Department of Justice and other authorities are investigating as a hate crime. There's no official word from the feds on what kind...
Same as it ever was.

Fox News Condemns Vicious Hate Crime In Charleston — Against Christians

This is something you don't see every day. Or ever. But the dimwits at "Fox & Friends" are quite upset about an alleged hate crime committed by a white man that left nine people dead in Charleston, South Carolina....

Mike Huckabee Puts Blame For Newtown Massacre On Abortion Pills, Where It Belongs

You can all put away your theories about there being too many or too few guns, because Heavenly Megaphone Mike Huckabee knows why unhinged sociopaths keep using military equipment to decimate fellow humans in everyday settings. Huck's got his...

Enterprising Student Gets Paid for Being Offended by Coursework She Chose

Short on cash? Did you know that some so-called "academic institutions" have outrageous requirements for students in their counseling programs - like they have to actually try to listen to people's problems, regardless of what they are, sometimes even...

‘BudgetTravel.com’ Joins War On Christians

Quick, everybody! To the Youtube version of the Book of Leviticus! There, you can listen about what kind of extra-virgin olive oil to anoint yourself with while you scatter the ashes of BudgetTravel.com's charred corpse! But why are you...