Tag: war forever

Mere 1% of Americans Can Correctly Identify Nation’s Top Global Enemy

Favored pick "Iran" won this season's Gallup poll for "America's Top Enemy" by its highest-ever margin, wow! A full third of Americans picked Iran as their most dreaded bogeyman this year (up from a quarter last year) for, eh,...

John McCain And Lindsey Graham’s Old BFF Muammar Gaddafi Is Dead

We'll probably do more on this shortly, but for the moment: one can only imagine the quantity of wet Depends flying around the McLieberHamBiscuits team offices in celebration right now -- crazy old murderous dictator Muammar Qaddafi is super...

U.S. Military Preparing For ‘Humanitarian’ Intervention In Libya

The Pentagon has announced that it is "repositioning" U.S. war ships, aircraft and "nearly 2,000 Marines" in the Mediterranean Sea, to "provide for flexibility ." According to America's top diplomat Hillary Clinton, the United States and its aircraft carriers...

FRANKEN-COLEMAN DEATH MATCH STILL IN COURT: Minnesota's single senator says she expects this will be resolved when the polar ice caps melt; meanwhile, the secretary of state says any hope of a revote is "pure fantasy, pure baloney." Suggestion:...