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Posts Tagged ‘war criminals’

REPUBLICANS

George W. Bush Is Featured 7-Diamond Whore At Exclusive Connecticut Fundraiser!

Monday, April 21st, 2008

Wonder twins, activate!Attention spendy Republicans: for just $1000 you can hang out with President Bush at the Connecticut home of evil old war criminal Henry Kissinger next weekend. And for an extra $10,000, you can even get your picture taken with the proud alcoholic bunny-humper who currently runs our nation. MORE »


FASCISM

The Foreigns: It’s Funny ‘Cause We Don’t Know Them

Wednesday, January 30th, 2008

Here in France, nothing bad ever happens, and if does we only sigh about it in a worldly fashionIf Americans know one thing about the Foreigns (and sometimes that’s a near thing), it’s that they live in Foreign countries, which, obviously, are hellholes of awfulness and despair. Guess if they didn’t want to be crapped on day and night by a malevolent universe, they should have lived in America! This week, the Foreigns introduces you to some happenings overseas that we can safely laugh at only because they only happen to Foreign types, but otherwise they’d be pretty depressing. MORE »