Former CNN Baghdad correspondent Michael Ware, he of the Lara Logan Love Triangle and the sexily fucked-up nose, is now living in Williamsburg. Go on, snide New Yorkers, and make your remarks about hipsters and trucker hats and whatever else they’re doing over there, in Williamsburg, these days. (Ha ha trucker hats were popular in what, 2002?) MORE »

Ha ha, the entire journalism/media/publishing industry is collapsing, there are no jobs, more and more of America’s best writers and reporters are permanently unemployed, and there’s not any reason for this typhoon of fiery “creative destruction” to roll back, ever, meaning it’s really just “destruction,” since the American economy does not “create” so much as it does “restructure, hide, and disguise short-term corporate debt.” Where were we going with this again? Oh yeah, Joe the Plumber got a reporter job with Pajamas Media to go cover Israel and the Muslims’ war on a small, shitty landstrip thousands of miles away. Suck on that, you mid-major American newspapers that’ve been forced to shut down your foreign bureaus! MORE »