For Monday’s somber exploitation of the 9/11 attacks, ABC News reporters have bravely purchased some fertilizer and put it in a storage shed.

But wait, there’s more. The storage shed is somewhere in the D.C. metropolitan area. Or, in the words of the ABC News Blotter, “only a few miles from the White House and the U.S. Capitol.”

OMFG!

More of this imitation bullshit — also known as ammonium nitrate fertilizer — after the jump.

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