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The quantum of total emptiness sashaying about in a flesh suit and calling itself "Mitt Romney" just cannot catch a break, in the polls!...

"Math" suggests John McCain does not believe he would have lived through his first presidential term if he had won! Hahahaha, Jesus, Sarah Palin...

Aging lesbian power couple John McCain and Lindsey Graham are excited to hear about what appears to be the final collapse of the Qaddafi...

Roving gangs of unruly Arizona Teatards showed up to a John McCain town hall meeting to do the usual: holler and gnash their teeth...

Oh God, John McCain, he is getting more senile by the hour. Somebody handed Walnuts a copy of the Wall Street Journal, which, in...

There are many actual "Mexican-looking people" who live alongside their humorless Teabagger neighbors always crowding Arizona's legislative agenda with endless bills to outlaw brown...

What do we always know about America's myriad unsolved problems? They are the fault of the illegalz. Recently, the illegalz have been trying to...

Professional quitters the Palin clan are working on their resume again: Bristol Palin is moving out of her Phoenix narcomansion only six months after...

Senate Democrats were unable to convince ancient turtle-beast Mitch McConnell that he actually needs sixty votes to repeal health care reform, resulting in hours...

Is this still happening? Has Rand Paul bankrupted America and outlawed blogging yet? We're entering HOUR FOUR of this teabagstravaganza, and we're still weeping...

He was a Maverick! Except, of course, he wasn't any such thing. He had morals and convictions! Except, he never did, about anything. John...

John McCain has been called many things during his endless Washington career -- "craven," "shameless," "amoral," "stupid," "drug addled," "world's worst pilot" and "completely...

We wondered last night just how much money John (Cindy) McCain blew on Arizona's GOP Senate primary. And now, with a preliminary total of...

America's new Robert Byrd is John McCain, who will never be voted out of the Senate because Arizona Republicans are also too old and...

What are the fun primaries Americans are going to be forced to vote in, today? In Arizona, Walnuts McCain, having dispensed with his...

John McCain was tortured for FIVE AND A HALF YEARS in Vietnam (proving he is brave), and has been a Senator for decades and...

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