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John McCain To Launch Massive ‘Old Man’ Tour Next Week

Monday, April 14th, 2008

John McCain is your grandfather, but older. He’s also bored and wants to beat Barack Obama. Combine these things together and you get his latest gimmicky week-long tour. This one’s based around the Great Depression and rural areas that had no food during the period. It will be McCain’s first visit to many of these destroyed ghost towns, as he was too old and decrepit to visit them in the 1930s. MORE »