John McCain has never met a black person in his life. If he appears in a picture with black people, they have been Photoshopped in by his fawning chums in the Main Stream Media. That is why he said recently during an interview with black media personality Tavis Smiley — on the invisible radio — that he wants to meet some of Them. Specifically, “I know that I’m not going to get a majority of the African-American vote. But I’m going to campaign all over this country. I’m going to go to South Philadelphia, I’m going to go to the Black Belt in Alabama…” As the Philadelphia Daily News points out, however, South Philadelphia only has like two black people, and the rest are papists who sell cheese steaks. WALNUTS! has failed yet again. [PDN]

Hey so how stupid is John McCain, y’know? Today he gave a speech in Memphis to commemorate Dr. Martin Luther King Jr., who was shot there 40 years ago. He took the occasion to apologize to the dead Dr. King for opposing the creation of a national MLK Jr. Day in the 1980s, when he was overtly racist. So now everyone’s a winner, and black people are free! MORE »