Tag: walmart

First, Elizabeth Warren decided to persecute fraudulent banksters by naming names of corporate bad actors who were the opposite of persecuted. Senator Warren, have...

There needs to be a special term for schadenfreude where Walmart is concerned. Sure, we love to see bad things happen to most big...

  What did wingnut conservative types even do before they discovered the greatest insult in the whole world, which is to call anything you don't...

GRRR ARGH RAGE MAD OBAMA'S TAKIN' YR GUNS BUT NOT IF ALLEN WEST CAN STOP IT OOH AHH ANGRY WORDS GRRRR!!!!!!!ELEVENTY!!!!!! So, failed congressman, disgraced...

Among the actual victories this year for Non-Jerkhole Americans was one we'd been waiting a long time for: we finally -- FINALLY -- wounded the...

If you are a filthy homosexual, 2015 was your year. If you are Kim Davis, or somebody like her, you are not reading this,...

What are precious easily-offended white people freaking out about this week? No, it's not Black Santa, or even the Star Wars on white people....

Are you looking for the perfect gift for the Corporate Person in your life who has everything? Or maybe you're a Corporate Person looking...

Ok fine, Walmart. We just. can't. quit. you. Last week, we brought you two cases of Walmart bringing holiday cheer to two of its...

Oh, Texas, it was super nice knowing you and letting you be one of our U.S. American states, but there's an invasion coming, and...

Remember a couple of weeks ago when we told you that esteemed Corporate Person Walmart's Black Friday awfulness had plateaued (because of increased attention to online...

Among our country's holidays, perhaps none is truly more American than Black Friday. After a day of food, football, and listening to an uncle say "that Ted Cruz...

Pro tip to potential criminal masterminds: If you're planning to go on a shoplifting spree, take the hidden Xanax tablets out of your butt first. Ginger...

It's the most wonderful time of the year, almost! We've had a real good start to the War On Christmas, thanks to Starbucks making...

Pursuant to his well-conceived campaign strategy of lobbing baseless hyperbolic gibberish bombs, Donald Trump just surprised the nation by letting us know the unemployment...

Good day Wonkette Worker Bees, Wanderers and Prisoners With Internet Privileges. Have you been wondering what your favorite #brands have been up to recently?...

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