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Tenured Academic At State University Complains About Laziness Of Shiftless Unemployeds
Good news everyone, a report by the Working Poor Families Project indicates that two-thirds of working families are able to pay for basic necessities without a struggle, and 63% of the nation’s children lived in those families in 2011. Can I get a U and an S and an A? USA! USA! Oh, you have [...]
Peggy Noonan: Why Won’t Barack Obama Be Bipartisan Like John Boehner And Reagan Yes She Says Yes She Says Yes?
barack obama john boehner ronald reagan ronald reagan bipartisan tip o’neill ronald reagan cliffs the cliffs always cliffs good faith why why why no thats no way for him has he no manners nor no refinement nor no nothing in his nature slapping us behind like that on my bottom because I didn’t call him [...]
Jack Welch: People Making Fun Of Me Is Worse Than A Siberian Gulag
What is up with conservatives and the First Amendment? For years now, all those people who love the Constitution so much they carry it around in the breast pockets of their bespoke suits have had this totally sane and logical notion that criticising someone for being an idiot is the same as taking away their [...]
Listen Up As Karl Rove Explains Why Seniors Will Flock To GOP To Kill Medicare For Them
Who among you supposed — nay, dreamed — way back in 2008 that Karl Rove, having completed his task of gifting George W. Bush to America, would take his balls and go home and stop messing around with democracy? Well, we hate to be the bearers of bad news, but not only does he have [...]
Conservatives And Liberals Unite To Get Paul Ryan on Presidential Ticket
The Weekly Standard, the Wall Street Journal editorial page, and even ol’ Starburst are all engaged in furious last-minute lobbying to persuade Mitt Romney to select that nice young Boy Scout down the street who’s offered to fix our finances, Paul Ryan, as Vice President. The problem with such a selection is obvious: Romney would [...]
Wall Street Journal: Why Is Obama Siding With College Students Against These Poor Banks?
Yesterday, we learned a lot of fun facts about the one trillion dollar student loan bubble! Like the fact that student loans (unlike any other unsecured line of credit) cannot be discharged in bankruptcy, so the debt will never, ever go away, not even if you die, and that banks will even garnish your social [...]
Wall Street Journal Has New Theory About Alternate Economies, Universes, That Is Not Stupid at All
It is very confusing to keep up with conservative economic talking points philosophy, because one minute they’re all “deficits don’t matter!” and then a couple years later they turn around and decide that deficits will ruin the U.S. economy, unless the deficit came from tax cuts for the wealthy job creators, in which case they [...]
Wall Street Journal Has Proper Priorities For Hungry Americans
The Wall Street Journal is shaking its cane regarding Congress’s unseemly refusal to reform food stamps. Why are Democrats uniting to stop hero Senator Jeff Sessions’ teeny-tiny $20 billion snip to the program? After all, going on the dole used to be shameful, and now food stamps go to people even if they live in [...]
Quirky Wall Street Journal Says Firing Government Workers May Lead To Higher Unemployment!
We are sorry, but we do not know what has gotten into the formerly sensible Wall Street Journal. Just listen to this Communist nonsense! One reason the unemployment rate may have remained persistently high: The sharp cuts in state and local government spending in the wake of the 2008 financial crisis, and the layoffs those [...]
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