Tag: wall street
Alex Jones Knows Deep State Is Boning The Stock Market To Make Trump Look Like Big Stupid Dumbass
Stop being naughty, Deep State, you stop it RIGHT NOW!
Working Hard Or Hardly … Eh, It’s Trump, What Do You Want. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Dec. 28, 2017
Trump tries to take credit for Obama's legacy, Roy Moore about to officially lose (again), and Donald Trump is ... GOLFING??? THAT CAN'T BE RIGHT!!! Your morning news brief.
Trump Adores Self At Civil Rights Museum. Wonkagenda For Mon., Dec. 11, 2017
Trump loves himself at civil rights museum, old white people make excuses for pedophillia, and Judge Jeanine goes off the rails (again). Your morning news brief.
Two More Women For Moore. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Nov. 16, 2017
THE DOSSIER gets spicey, Trump U. is back, and Steve Mnuchin has a cash problem. Your morning news brief.
Meet Trump Idiot ‘Brad.’ Brad Just Got Humilated On MSNBC Mansplaining ‘Economy.’
But he's a real estate guy who puts up shopping centers! Doesn't that make him S-M-R-T?
House Votes To Kill Dodd-Frank, Enjoy The Next Financial Collapse!
Oh, hey, a big gift to big banks. That swamp cleans up real good, doesn't it? And your OPEN THREAD!
Obamacare Only *Mostly* Dead! Wonkagenda For Fri., Feb. 3, 2017
Melon Trump's libel suit laughed out of court, Ivanka's pricy togs aren't selling, and Obamacare might not be dead, only *mostly* dead. Your morning news brief!
Wells Fargo Apologizing For All The Fraud By Killing Customer Lawsuits
Wells Fargo SO regrets that its terrible local bankers stole from its customers by setting up unauthorized accounts for them, replete with all those yummy fees. The old CEO is sorry. The new CEO is sorry. Everyone is fucking...
Let’s Watch Hillary Clinton, Cry Like A Girl
We're not crying, you're crying.
You’ve Never Had A Day As Good As Hillary Clinton’s Friday
If you were too busy losing your entire mind over "grab them by the pussy" yesterday, you might have missed that Wikileaks published what they allege to be partial transcripts of Hillary's paid speeches to Goldman Sachs and other Wall Street firms.
I'll...
Everybody So Mean To Poor, Criminal Wells Fargo. Thank God Mitch McConnell Is Making It Right!
It wasn't long ago when Wells Fargo purged its payrolls of industrious retail bankers who opened up unauthorized accounts for their customers. Following government investigations, Wells Fargo, which totally didn't know about any of this, they swear, fired thousands...
Here’s Elizabeth Warren Yelling At A Wall Street Bankster, Because You Love That Crap
She's doing what she does best, and OH, it is some quality viewing!
Wall Street Traders May Soon Have To Live On Burger King ‘Whopperitos.’ The Horror.
Guys, big banks just need a few more years to figure out how to add more loopholes to financial rule
Esteemed Wall Street banks are on their knees asking the Fed for five more years to comply with the Volcker...
Deleted Comments: Stupid Establishment Shills Should Support The Anti-War Guy, Donald Trump
Our Deleted Comments column attempts to fathom the idea that Donald Trump is a pacifist.
There Goes Barack Obama, Kicking Donald Trump In The Nads Again
Your president is LOLing at the idea that Donald Trump is a 'good businessman.'
Moody’s: Donald Trump Would Be ‘Bad’ For The Economy, Is That Even Possible?
Moody's analyzed Donald Trump's economic plans. They are very bad, if what you want is "an economy."
