Tag: wall street
House Votes To Kill Dodd-Frank, Enjoy The Next Financial Collapse!
Oh, hey, a big gift to big banks. That swamp cleans up real good, doesn't it? And your OPEN THREAD!
Obamacare Only *Mostly* Dead! Wonkagenda For Fri., Feb. 3, 2017
Melon Trump's libel suit laughed out of court, Ivanka's pricy togs aren't selling, and Obamacare might not be dead, only *mostly* dead. Your morning news brief!
Wells Fargo Apologizing For All The Fraud By Killing Customer Lawsuits
Wells Fargo SO regrets that its terrible local bankers stole from its customers by setting up unauthorized accounts for them, replete with all those yummy fees. The old CEO is sorry. The new CEO is sorry. Everyone is fucking...
Let’s Watch Hillary Clinton, Cry Like A Girl
We're not crying, you're crying.
You’ve Never Had A Day As Good As Hillary Clinton’s Friday
If you were too busy losing your entire mind over "grab them by the pussy" yesterday, you might have missed that Wikileaks published what they allege to be partial transcripts of Hillary's paid speeches to Goldman Sachs and other Wall Street firms.
I'll...
Everybody So Mean To Poor, Criminal Wells Fargo. Thank God Mitch McConnell Is Making It Right!
It wasn't long ago when Wells Fargo purged its payrolls of industrious retail bankers who opened up unauthorized accounts for their customers. Following government investigations, Wells Fargo, which totally didn't know about any of this, they swear, fired thousands...
Here’s Elizabeth Warren Yelling At A Wall Street Bankster, Because You Love That Crap
She's doing what she does best, and OH, it is some quality viewing!
Wall Street Traders May Soon Have To Live On Burger King ‘Whopperitos.’ The Horror.
Guys, big banks just need a few more years to figure out how to add more loopholes to financial rule
Esteemed Wall Street banks are on their knees asking the Fed for five more years to comply with the Volcker...
Deleted Comments: Stupid Establishment Shills Should Support The Anti-War Guy, Donald Trump
Our Deleted Comments column attempts to fathom the idea that Donald Trump is a pacifist.
There Goes Barack Obama, Kicking Donald Trump In The Nads Again
Your president is LOLing at the idea that Donald Trump is a 'good businessman.'
Moody’s: Donald Trump Would Be ‘Bad’ For The Economy, Is That Even Possible?
Moody's analyzed Donald Trump's economic plans. They are very bad, if what you want is "an economy."
Whiny Wall Street Babies Preemptively So Mad At Vice President Elizabeth Warren
Anonymous hedge fund managers want to know: Why won't Elizabeth Warren stop breaking the economy?
Let’s Take A Breather And Treat Ourselves To The Whimsical Stylings Of Maureen Dowd, Oh Sweet Jesus
Maureen Dowd ate another pot brownie and had a fever sex dream about Elizabeth Warren and Hillary Clinton. It was a very stupid fever sex dream.
9/11-Humper Rudy Giuliani So Mad At Hillary For Starting ISIS
Hillary Clinton is guilty of many things. She does emails to Sidney Blumenthal about what a gas it would be to do Benghazi a whole bunch maybe after brunch next Tuesday. She does secret speeches to Wall Street where...
Classy Donald Trump Suggesting Ted Cruz’s Wife Is Dirty Girl With Dirty Secret
World famous terrific businessman and frontrunner for the Republican presidential nomination (LOL) Donald Trump took a break Tuesday night from saying shit-ass things about the Brussels attacks to defend a woman's honor. Specifically, he needed to defend the honor...
GOP Congressdude Wants To Chop Off Elizabeth Warren’s Balls
Know what's a Not Nice thing to say to a human lady who ain't got no boy testes? That you want to "neuter" her. It's not even scientifically accurate, #ScienceFact! But that's what some grass-chewing congressdick from Missouri named...
