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Barack Obama came back from his secret (or not-so-secret at all!) vacation in the Virgin Islands today and, as expected, immediately whined to reporters: "It has been a little over a year; about 15 months now, since I first announced that I was running for president. Since that time babies have been born and are walking and talking ... I know it seems like it's been long for you, imagine how it feels for me." Alas, he has once again revealed how little he knows about the media. No humans in history, Barry, hate their lives more than the depressed, smelly, twitchy, grumpy, loud, self-important, perverted stenographers that make up the traveling political press corps. [ABC News]

Whenever the Democratic primary season heads to a new state, the excited local press is set up for a letdown. "O, O, Barack Obama is going to give glorious, exclusive quotes to me," the local town reporter dreams, "and I will win many Pulitzers and Barry will be my new bowling partner." Then Barack Obama gets to town, gives a lovely speech, and doesn't talk to any reporters anywhere. Then the reporters get depressed and write whiny articles about how Barack will not talk to them or bowl with them or even care that they exist. Today's example: the Wilkes-Barre Times Leader! More »