Tag: wa food

Were you worried about the fate of upscale donuts? True, in D.C., they already come topped with bacon, or dipped in gold...

Now that we're all destined to become fat sacks of trash, it's especially important that Washingtonians be able to easily access their beloved foodstuffs....

Just eat less?: News alert: Because we are a nation of fat slobs, our government would like us to drink less sugar filled poison...

In who knows how long (two, three years depending on Egypt?) our Chinese overlords will have complete control of America and only those who...

Wednesday, January 26: SOTU hangover? You want more Facebook and salmon? Alcohol is known to breed innovation, so GET OUT OF YOUR HAMMOCK and start...

The State of the Union address is tonight! Hooray! It's been a whole year since Obama screamed TAXCUTSTAXCUTSTAXCUTS and swore that we could all...

Here's a tale you can tell your grandkids when they ask you what it was like to live in D.C. during the Chinese occupation:...

Wednesday, January 19: The news that America is fated to become a Nation of Whores couldn't have come at a better time for Washingtonians:...

Oh hey there, kids. Your Wonkabout disappeared for about a month or so to go to Thailand, but she's now back at Wonkette Headquarters....

Because everyone spent 2010 impoverished and hungry, watching luscious BP oil spill into the Gulf and belittling America by enjoying a sport loved by Latinos, New...

Wednesday, December 22: The best thing about spending the days before Christmas in D.C. is that no one is here (including those who probably...

Thanks to all the limbless gay soldiers, 2011 could very well be the last full year our great earth exists. It's a shame, really,...

For most Americans, Christmas is that special time when you gather your remaining pennies, find your way to the local 7-Eleven to finish your...

Thursday, December 16: Generation Obama-D.C. seems to have missed the part where Obama turned Republican and told his minions that he no longer loves...

With Pissed-Off Obama desiring to completely alienate his base, it’s only a matter of time before we’re forced to start compromising everything we...

The New York Times did some superb journalism and wrote yet another article about how D.C. is all growed up! What did they focus...

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