Tag Archives: vulgarity

  visions of america

‘New American Home’ Is Vulgar Monument To America’s Tacky Dreams

Nothing else legal is as evil as the American Housebuilding Industry. Pretty much everything wrong with this country — from the oil wars it fights abroad to the morally crippled exurban old people at Tea Party rallies to their unwanted adult children living in squalid fourth-ring apartment complexes on a diet of SSI and methamphetamine — can be blamed on the boom-bust construction-financing cycle of destructive, mindless residential tract cancer growths across this once-pretty nation. But even after the massive global disaster caused by the American construction/mortgage Ponzi scheme, there’s still a residential construction industry! And it is having a festival or convention or whatever, in Florida (obvs), and it is here that these awful people anointed the 8,400-square-feet single-family mausoleum you see here as the “New American Home of 2011.” Read more on ‘New American Home’ Is Vulgar Monument To America’s Tacky Dreams…
  mysteries

Dirty Traffic Signs Too Dirty For Local Media

Hey DC-area commuters, help us out! We hear that two of them roadside “Expect delays now until forever due to construction”-type electronical signs were HACKED by HAXXORS, and displayed vulgar words to drivers this morning. (The signs are on the Virginia side of the Key Bridge and on eastbound Hain Bridge Road at the George Washington Memorial Parkway.) Here is the question: What were the naughty words? Because your local Fox News refused to show anything other than the mysterious word “MUDKIPZ!”. [MyFoxDC] Read more on Dirty Traffic Signs Too Dirty For Local Media…
 

Dave Obey Makes Dennis Kucinich Cry

It was a routine House Democratic caucus meeting, until Dave Obey unleashed the fury. Elfin sprite Dennis Kucinich asked one too many questions, and Diamond Dave finally said “enough.” What exactly was said is still in question. One source wasn’t sure and others wouldn’t repeat the language. […] Kucinich asked Obey about language dealing with privatization of Iraqi oil. Obey’s reply included some magic words, which prompted Rep. Diane E. Watson (D-Calif.) to declare that she was not attending the meeting to hear such vulgarity. Read more on Dave Obey Makes Dennis Kucinich Cry…