HOLY CRAP  10:56 am May 28, 2010

by Ken Layne

LIFE WITH THE VULGAR CRETIN PALINS: “I was like, ‘Mom, Mom.’ I was bawling my eyes out. She was like, ‘What’s wrong?’ And I was like, ‘I’m pregnant.’ And she was like ‘Oh my God. Holy crap.’” [Political Wire/Harper's Bazaar]

HERE’S THE screengrab. Let teabaggers never whine again about being called “teabaggers,” a natural name they were given in their early days, when actual, physical tea bags were their main weapon. Also, they liked to put their filthy unwashed balls into each others’ mouths. A good time was had by all. Now, according to some […]

“We’re talking about taking the penis of a man and putting it in the rectum of another man and wriggling it around in excrement. And you have to think, would I want that to be done to me?” Oof. Time for Nancy Elliott’s husband to lower his expectations. [YouTube]

LATOURETTE SYNDROME  1:37 pm May 21, 2009

by Ken Layne

BOMB WASHINGTON NOW: “With an impressively straight face, Rep. Steven LaTourette (R-Ohio) walked up to Rahm and said something that began with ‘you mother’ followed by a number of bleeped out expletives, according to eyewitnesses. Emanuel responded by giving LaTourette a friendly punch in the stomach, followed by a handshake.” [Washington Post]

You sure look proud, you swollen little vulgarian. We liked conservatives a lot better when they went to church and didn’t walk around in public flashing cartoon porn at everybody. Enjoy your life on welfare! [via Rumproast]