Tag: voter fraud

Totally not racist.

Alabama Finds New Clever Way To Show The Blacks How Much They Care

Remember that Supreme Court case Shelby County v. Holder, in which the court decided that America had totally gotten over racism and therefore there was no longer a need for racist states like Alabama and Mississippi and Tennessee and Arkansas...
Offer void where brown

Appeals Court Spanks Texas Voter ID Law Right On The Bottom

How's this for timing? Just one day before the 50th anniversary of the Voting Rights Act, a federal appeals court struck down Texas's awful Voter ID law. The three-judge panel ruled that the law discriminates against blacks and Hispanics by...
These ladies were never part of the GOP base.

GOP Full Of Olds Who Will Die Soon, Says Science

According to an article in Politico, the GOP may have a bit of a problem going into the 2016 election, and it's not that all their candidates are morons who frighten the American people, though that is also an...
Ohio is even less expensive than Monopoly!

Ohio Will Let You Vote For The Low, Low Price Of $8.50!

Ohio is on top of our nation's massive problem with voter fraud. You know how Democrats do, during early voting, they vote 900 times, and then they vote 900 more times on Election Day, under the names of so many...
Behind that mask is a very sad face.

Mean Federal Judge Won’t Let James O’Keefe Sue For Libel Just Because He Wasn’t Libeled, Unfair!

Rightwing dildo-lube-boat-enthusiast James O'Keefe is being oppressed again by activist judges and the mean liberal media. An obviously terrible judge has struck down his libel case arising from his infamous (failed) attempt to pretend to be a phone company...
it's not playing the "race card" it's talking about racism

Obama Mentions Voting Rights At Selma, Conservatives Outraged Of Course

On Saturday, your blackest president ever, Barack Obama, traveled to Selma, Alabama, to speak at the 50th anniversary commemoration of "Bloody Sunday," when civil rights protesters were beaten by police when they walked across the Edmund Pettus Bridge. The events...
Aubry Wilhoite. Enemy within.

Man Learns Voting Is Its Own Reward, Too Bad Reward Is A $1000 Fine

Conservatives looking for the newest fad in voter suppression need to flip off the Drudge Sirens and stealthily motor on down to Tennessee. Last year, 58-year old Aubry Wilhoite voted early in the primary for Bedford County Commissioner. Since no one was...
No fair, why does HE get to use his phone and we can't? MOM!

Wingnut Group’s Exciting ‘Vote Fraud’ App Discovers Black Woman In Polling Place

The tech-savvy wingnuts at True The Vote (a group inalterably opposed to both truth and voting) had a brilliant idea to allow their supporters to document all the dirty shenanigans and voter fraud that they just knew for sure...
It's super easy to do

Nope, Still No Voter Fraud In Colorado

Are you still worried that Colorado is a hotbed of voter fraud? You're supposed to be, according to convicted criminal "journalist" James O'Keefe, who went there to prove that Democrats are totally stealing all the ballots. (Spoiler: He did...

Here’s Your Complete Guide To Frauding The Vote On Election Day

  When it comes to threats against fair elections in America, voter fraud is the new Black Panthers. The way everyone's talking about electoral integrity this fall, people must be fake-voting coast to coast! With the midterm elections coming up on Tuesday,...
Won't someone speak out against this sort of thing?

Arizona GOP Will Murder All Early Voting, Unless It Is With Mitt Romney

A couple days ago, we brought you the story of a completely fabricated wingnut outrage over a Latino man supposedly "caught" on video as he "stuffed a ballot box" in Arizona's August primary. Except he wasn't frauding anything at all. The...

James O’Keefe Looks For Voter Fraud In Colorado, Finds Nothing. Again.

Ever since we heard the news that James O'Keefe had launched a voter fraud scavenger hunt in Colorado, we've been eagerly waiting, as we're sure you have, Wonketteers, for his latest video to drop. Now that we've had a chance to...

Poor James O’Keefe Can’t Even Trick Dumb Dems Into Committing Voter Fraud

James O'Keefe's fault -- if he has a fault -- is that his flair for the dramatic can sometimes get in the way of his top-secret undercover investigations. Subtlety is not something that comes naturally to the wunderkind who rose to...
Sometimes you just forget you already did that

Voter Fraud Is Real, And It’s All Republicans

Republican governors and secretaries of state are determined to stop the scourge of Voter Fraud, by ensuring that the wrong kind of people can't vote. (Poors, minorities, Democrats -- you know the type.) Sure we laugh at them, but...
Don't be ridiculous. Of course you didn't

Supreme Court Murders Early Voting In Ohio, Oh Well

Oh hi, Ohio, were you getting ready to start early voting tomorrow? Yeah, you can go ahead and cancel those plans. The Supreme Court decided -- in a SHOCKING! 5-4 split, and you will probably never be able to...
Actual picture of Chris McDaniel

Sore Loserman Chris McDaniel Demands Mississippi GOP Give Him Senate Seat, Because

Remember that time waaaaay back in June when Mississippi Republicans had a Senate primary race, and the teabagger favorite, state Sen. Chris McDaniel -- who sure is an interesting fella with really nice, totally-not-racist supporters -- lost to sitting...